SpatiallyAware
Lifer
- Sep 7, 2009
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Whats wrong with Florida??
Really though Im curious, I just moved here.
Nice areas are only within 2 miles of ocean or disney. Everything else is a total ghetto fabulous wreck. You'll pass a multi-million dollar house neighborhoods then drive 100 ft and crackheads are selling on the corner. It is like this everywhere in florida.
The drivers (both native and birds from north) are absolutely completely horrible. I suspect that because of the salt cars tend to not last longer than 10 years so no one cares about paint, door dings, parking bumps, etc. The older women are the worst - who cares if they wreck it, hubby/daddy/insurance will buy me a new one!
The drinking water is nasty. It's slippery and smells funky. The roads are a wreck with absolute non-stop construction that is a result of backroom deals between the politicians and their "brother who owns a construction company".
The roads are completely flat and boring, and everything looks the same. Everything is in a constant state of "dullness" because whatever sickness is in the air causes paint to fade bland.
The people are rude, both driving and in person. It's rare to see people smiling and happy unless you're within 2mi of beach/disney.