My new favorite site: Emails from an Asshole

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: waggy
hm i really didnt find those that funny.

*Here's your AARP card*

some are funny. others are juvenile.

there ya go.

 

[CZroe]

Tagged; hoping it's as good as PAN (Passive Aggressive Notes).

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I read every article on that site. Need moar!

 

[Billyzeke]

Funny stuff!
LMAO at "Hummer Rideshare" and "Expired Phish Ticket"

 

[dud]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
Lots of good ones! Some people have way too much time on their hands!

Trade my wife

The world needs more people with way too much timie on their hands ...

 

[Toonces]

I saw you said pets are ok, so I hope the two parrots I own will not be a problem. They only understand German, which I do not speak, so I kind of just let them fly around and do their own thing.

If you have a problem with my German parrots, I'll understand. My last roommate was Jewish too.

Shitty Roommate #2

Haha, most of them are great.

 

[geno]

The one looking for Jewish egg donors had me crying :laugh:

 

[dud]

My favorite so far: Camry Killer!

Let me just introduce myself. My name is Mike, and two weeks ago my dog was hit and killed by a car in Manayunk. The driver did not stop. He was hit by a white '97 Toyota Camry. With the side of the bumper bashed in like in your pictures. I thought I would never find the killer, but then I saw the murderers car for sale in Manayunk on **********! YOURS. What, are you trying to get rid of the evidence? You killed my dog of 8 years, and didn't even stop. I had to tell my kids that they would never see him again. Now they just look dead inside, like their soul was taken from them. I can't blame them.

what? i didnt hit your fucking dog. no way im buying you a new dog

are you fucking serious i didnt hit your dog!!! i even called my girlfriend and she had no idea what i was talking about. you are mistaken

no this is ridiculous neither of us hit your dog. im sorry it happened but this is not my fault

 

[Icepick]

That site is classic. I'm LMFAO as I type. Thanks for the link!

 

[jme5343]

Very nice, thanks for the humor

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
The ride to Bonnaroo one is the best so far.

"My truck is pretty big. It is a Mazda Miata..." LMAO

if you're fat you might crush him....

 

[Appledrop]

many lulz, thnx for the link op

 

[MrMatt]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=6 this one has me in tears at work

Original ad:
Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.


Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some "vintage" liquor you may be interested in.

I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan's Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I bought this at a liquor store on Long Island in 2007, and believe that its taste has really aged to perfection. I am willing to sell this for $300.

 

[MrMatt]

Originally posted by: Xanis
The Shaniqua Chronicles ones were fucking hilarious. :laugh:

The picture from the 2nd time he emailed her KILLED me.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: jmebonner
Very nice, thanks for the humor

ditto

 

[DrPizza]

marked so I remember this when I'm home later. Saw 1 or 2 that weren't really sfw; some were just fine though.

 

[akshatp]

Wow 10/10

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: waggy
hm i really didnt find those that funny.

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: lupi

Originally posted by: waggy
hm i really didnt find those that funny.

Shame for not having a sense of humor then...

 

[buck]

I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: waggy
hm i really didnt find those that funny.

Maybe when you are done snorting lines of Geritol, you could post a funny website....

Until then, stop whining.

 

[XZeroII]

amazingly funny stuff. 100/10

 

[DrPizza]

Some of them were great, and most of the really funny ones are linked to in this thread. The rest were just meh.

 

[BillGates]

kickass site!

 

[Steve]

:laugh: