My parents died.

[Oceandevi]

What do I do?

 

[laurenlex]

1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

 

[bladder23]

shens

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

 

[SSSnail]

Mormon?

Quick, commit polysomethingorotherwhereyoucanhavelotsofwives.

 

[laurenlex]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

Sorry, my bad. Add underage girls and arranged marriage.

 

[dafatha00]

Give it to Mark.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: laurenlex

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

Sorry, my bad. Add underage girls and arranged marriage.

Again, Christians hve that copyrighted.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Quick, change the secret handshake to only allow "true believers" in!


Don't forget to wash your special undies either

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Catholics have that copyrighted.

Yep, I said it.

 

[SSSnail]

I just realized, there are a lot of snails in this thread.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Catholics have that copyrighted.

Yep, I said it.

They wont let you eat the cookie unless you have the password.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: dafatha00
Give it to Mark.

no way! he cant even mail a letter.

 

[Howard]

Get fired?

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Catholics have that copyrighted.

Yep, I said it.

They wont let you eat the cookie unless you have the password.

*Breaks out tiny Lord's Supper*

Darn, I have to wait another hour. Stupid CAPS LOCK!!!

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Catholics have that copyrighted.

Yep, I said it.

Change it to religious folks and you'll have it right.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: RapidSnail

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Catholics have that copyrighted.

Yep, I said it.

Change it to religious folks and you'll have it right.

Even monks want free food.. john gets a cookie!

 

[SketchMaster]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Quick, change the secret handshake to only allow "true believers" in!


Don't forget to wash your special undies either

You know, I never figured out how that "secret handshake" story came about. I was taught to shake hands just to be polite, I don't know how people could think that is weird.

 

[Xylitol]

mm good parody topic

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

I think it's universal.

 

[tfinch2]

Quick, marry all the wimmins.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

Mormons are Christians

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

Mormons are Christians

Well I did not get that memo. I thought they were a cult.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Oceandevi

Originally posted by: laurenlex
1. Brainwash the masses
2. Collect mass amounts of tithing
3. ???
4. Profit

Christians have that copyrighted.

Mormons are Christians

Well I did not get that memo. I thought they were a cult.

Along with the Catholics, Protestants, Jehovah's Witnesses and even Scientologist.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

such shenzzzzzzz