My parents think I'm gay

[eits]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I hate you guys. I came in here for help, because I have a problem. Instead, you assholes turn it into a religionbashing thread, and attack me personally, at that.

I'm no emo and no i love you. I'm pretty normal, except of course, my religion. My choice for that religion was a personal one, and you guys wouldn't understand it even if I tried to explain it.

You guys suck, I hope you feel better about yourselves now.

I'm done with this thread.

Wouldn't understand why you picked that religion and won't try to explain it? Methinks you don't even know why.

Sounded cool?

liking suicide girls + angst + idiocy + not enough attention = "i'm a proud satanist! yaaaay! look at me! give me attention!"

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I hate you guys. I came in here for help, because I have a problem. Instead, you assholes turn it into a religionbashing thread, and attack me personally, at that.

I'm no emo and no i love you. I'm pretty normal, except of course, my religion. My choice for that religion was a personal one, and you guys wouldn't understand it even if I tried to explain it.

You guys suck, I hope you feel better about yourselves now.

I'm done with this thread.

Wouldn't understand why you picked that religion and won't try to explain it? Methinks you don't even know why.

Yup. Maybe if you explain it in great detail we'll understand, but I highly doubt it...:laugh:

He doesn't have to explain; we already understand why he chose it.

CRAAAAAWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN...

seriously dude...that's the funniest comment so far in this thread, job well done (still laughing)

 

[eits]

advice to stop your parents thinking you're gay:

wash your dick so your dad doesn't realize it's been in a dude's butt

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: eits
advice to stop your parents thinking you're gay:

wash your dick so your dad doesn't realize it's been in a dude's butt

If his dad's checking out his son's dick and calling his son gay, isn't that like the whole pot-meet-kettle thing?

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf
I want to see some pics of this "gay little satan worshipping emosexual i love you".

Vegitto, :camera:'s?

I've got better....I got a video.

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14389/2006/04/emo-kid-and-his-sister.html

BTW Possibly NSFW

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: LMFAO

:thumbsup:

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Nik
CRAAAAAWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN...

THEEEEESEEEE WOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL NOT HEEEEEEEAAAAAAL

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: eits
advice to stop your parents thinking you're gay:

wash your dick so your dad doesn't realize it's been in a dude's butt

If his dad's checking out his son's dick and calling his son gay, isn't that like the whole pot-meet-kettle thing?

yes, nik... that was the joke.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Nik
CRAAAAAWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN...

THEEEEESEEEE WOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL NOT HEEEEEEEAAAAAAL

Remember the thread about that thupar-emo chick that got a giant tat around her waist reading "You bleed just to know your alive" in giant emo blood lettering, posted several pics on her blog, then got LOADS of flak about being emo and how the tat artist spelled "your" and then went ranting off about how she purposefully wanted it spelled that way 'for a reason' but never explained why? :laugh:

Oh man, that was gold

 

[bamacre]

Do they think of you more as a tight end, or more of a wide receiver?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: eits
advice to stop your parents thinking you're gay:

wash your dick so your dad doesn't realize it's been in a dude's butt

If his dad's checking out his son's dick and calling his son gay, isn't that like the whole pot-meet-kettle thing?

yes, nik... that was the joke.

sorry man, I need to get to bed

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Nik
CRAAAAAWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN...

THEEEEESEEEE WOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL NOT HEEEEEEEAAAAAAL

Remember the thread about that thupar-emo chick that got a giant tat around her waist reading "You bleed just to know your alive" in giant emo blood lettering, posted several pics on her blog, then got LOADS of flak about being emo and how the tat artist spelled "your" and then went ranting off about how she purposefully wanted it spelled that way 'for a reason' but never explained why? :laugh:

Oh man, that was gold

haha yeah i remember that haha so awesome... idiots and their misspellings....

 

[BillyBatson]

well how about editing your OP stating WHY your parents think you are gay, for how long have they thought htis, how old are you, etc

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: bamacre

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf
I want to see some pics of this "gay little satan worshipping emosexual i love you".

Vegitto, :camera:'s?

I've got better....I got a video.

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14389/2006/04/emo-kid-and-his-sister.html

BTW Possibly NSFW

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: LMFAO

:thumbsup:

good laugh

its sad that he actually thinks people care about his video blogs.

 

[slackerinabox]

screw your mom

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Have sex with a girl in front of them?

:thumbsup:

+ get rid of the gay porn and Ricky Martin posters in your room.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Well, your name is Vegitto, and you've got this "Satanist and proud of it!" in your sig.

I'm pretty sure you're gay too.

 

[Papagayo]

Your parents are right. You are GAY.. Accept the fact and go find a boyfriend..

 

[QurazyQuisp]

I think your only option is to stop hiding that you are gay, and "do the dude."

 

[ForumMaster]

just fvck a girl in front of them, fill you computer with pr0n, and show them. and if that doesn't work, kick you dad in the nuts and threaten him and make him promise to never tell anyone anything...

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Eli
.. WTF?

Shens.. lol

You're like the dude that shows up the morning after the party when everybody's going home

and you're like the guy who goes to the party and thinks that everyone wants him there but they really don't and make fun of you when you aren't around.

 

[Kirby]

haha, emosexual got pwned!

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: wetcat007
Here's an easier solution get caught looking at porn. Of women of course.

Hmmm. I like the way you think .

Originally posted by: notfred
Tell them, "I'm not gay". WTF difference does it make, anyway?

Because, basically, my parents have a nasty habit of telling everyone who I am, what I do, what grades I get, etc, etc. Assumed sexual preference will be one of the things they tell people. And when they do, I don't stand a chance anymore .

Um, chances are they won't share that tidbit, and they are possibly just trying to manipulate you into dating. I wouldn't fall for that crap. Sounds liek time for you to move out.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer

Originally posted by: bamacre

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Patrick Wolf
I want to see some pics of this "gay little satan worshipping emosexual i love you".

Vegitto, :camera:'s?

I've got better....I got a video.

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14389/2006/04/emo-kid-and-his-sister.html

BTW Possibly NSFW

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: LMFAO

:thumbsup:

good laugh

its sad that he actually thinks people care about his video blogs.

:laugh:

that is the most pathetic thing ever

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
good laugh

its sad that he actually thinks people care about his video blogs.

:laugh:

that is the most pathetic thing ever

You guys didn't read the comments lower on the page, did you.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

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