My parents think I'm gay

[Legend]

Join social networks like facebook and add friends and say that you're interested in women.
Consume all of your family's bandwidth on puretna.com
Grow a pair and just correct every time your parents say that you're gay. Tell your friends that your parents are crazy.

 

[honkee]

This is what you do.
Just one day at dinner break into tears and say, "You dad, i learned it from watching you dad!"
Most people dont come out the closet till mid 20s'
Youve gotta be gay for posting some shizz like this now go look for attention elsewhere

 

[honkee]

Originally posted by: Legend
Join social networks like facebook and add friends and say that you're interested in women.
.

omg facebook!
i cant wait to join myself

 

[inveterate]

Does your parents do any sort of substance abuse,, or do you do any,, Do u particularly Look gay,, or ur parents indenial of their own homosexuality

 

[ryan256]

Buy a playboy & get caught wanking off to it.

 

[bigrash]

get a girl pregnant?

 

[Brutuskend]

Did you get caught with a Male to Male adapter?

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*** tag ***

This thread has been nominated for Ownage of the Year 2006

*** tag ***

:beer:

- M4H

Ahhh, now life is complete.

 

[Noirish]

Nude girl as wallpaper

Seriously, it's 2006, it's okay being openly gay

 

[alimoalem]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Nik
I think you're just a lying drama queen -and a terrible liar at that. Nobody's stupid enough to think their kid's gay because he ate a banana for a midnight snack.

My parents are basically insane (I still love them, though). My pop once beat me up for not being on a picture. It wasn't my fault, even.

Their insanity would explain why you're a terrible lying drama queen and a satanist.

Wow, thanks for threadcrapping. Go fuc[/i]k yourself.

Your thread was crap before you clicked the Post button. I haven't done anything but add to the already well established stank fest.

lol

 

[IAteYourMother]

lol

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Nik
Move on and live your life how you see fit. Fvck anyone else, including your parents. Ignore them. Their opinion doesn't matter.

His parents opinion doesn't matter?

Dude, you're an idiot.

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Have sex with a girl in front of them?

:thumbsup:

 

[AMDZen]

You can start by giving us details about WHY your parents think your gay.

I mean they didn't get the idea from thin air, and if your word isn't enough - chances are there was some overwhelming evidence somewhere that made them decide you are gay and also lying about not being gay

 

[imported_Trippin315]

strip club

 

[JDrake]

Hmm so you're ugly and can't find any girls?
and you obviously crave attention?

might as well become gay and join in on the fad

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nik
Move on and live your life how you see fit. Fvck anyone else, including your parents. Ignore them. Their opinion doesn't matter.

His parents opinion doesn't matter?

Dude, you're an idiot.

So you had a nice long talk with your parents on what they think your sexual orientation should be, and are living your life according to their wishes?

:roll:

If he's gay, so what. If he's straight, so what. His parents don't and shouldn't have any control or influence over how he feels about the subject. Furthermore, they shouldn't be bad mouthing him to other people, whether they really are or not. The bottom line is that his parents' opinion regarding his sexuality don't really matter.

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: AMDZen
You can start by giving us details about WHY your parents think your gay.

I mean they didn't get the idea from thin air, and if your word isn't enough - chances are there was some overwhelming evidence somewhere that made them decide you are gay and also lying about not being gay

:thumbsup:

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: zanieladie

Originally posted by: AMDZen
You can start by giving us details about WHY your parents think your gay.

I mean they didn't get the idea from thin air, and if your word isn't enough - chances are there was some overwhelming evidence somewhere that made them decide you are gay and also lying about not being gay

:thumbsup:

my guess is it has something to do with the fact that he is 34 and never brought home a girlfriend?

 

[Pepsei]

you need to log into newegg and find a male to male adapter.

 

[NaOH]

If you can't afford a prostitute........become one (gay)...

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Hi,

My parents think I'm gay. I'm not gay. And even though I told them I'm not gay, they tell me there's no point in hiding it.

What do I do?

Your a satanists. That's alot gay.


Seriously though, I didn't know it, but all my friends thought I was gay because I didn't date in High School. I didn't find that out until I started dating my current girlfriend. They were like, "OMG! We thought you we're teh gey!" I was like, "OMGWTF?!?!"

Since then I have officially hated my High School years. It's all good now though.


As for a solution, I don't have one. Just ask your boyfriend.

 

[fishjie]

wait you're too ugly to get a girl. yet you don't want your parents to think you're gay because they'll tell everyone you're gay and ruin your chances. yet you didn't have any chance to begin with?

 

[bluestrobe]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Well, your name is Vegitto, and you've got this "Satanist and proud of it!" in your sig.

I'm pretty sure you're gay too.

 

[LtPage1]

Why do you care?