My parents think I'm gay

[lokiju]

So the Nancy Boy has nothing more to say?

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: lokiju
So the Nancy Boy has nothing more to say?

Eyeholes in a paper bag, greatest lay I ever had.

 

[imthebadguy]

Originally posted by: TheoPetro
i think youre gay too

 

[krimsal]

If anyone is Dane Cook fan....You know crabs are uber gay....and Vegittos icon happens to be just that.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: LukeMan

Originally posted by: Nik
Move on and live your life how you see fit. Fvck anyone else, including your parents. Ignore them. Their opinion doesn't matter.

If you're parents' opinions don't matter, then whose does? I would take my parents' opinions over my friends, girlfriends, etc.

You idiots are taking this ****** out of context, goddamnit. His parents' opinion ABOUT HIM BEING GAY OR STRAIGHT don't matter.

Jesus ****** christ, do you need a goddamn connect-the-dots to figure this ****** out?! :roll:

 

[ViviTheMage]

prolly cause youra statnist

 

[Journer]

just act SUPER SUPER gay...tell ur dad he looks nice and start talking with a lisp and what not...my rents used to think i was gay so i just started acting super gay to make them mad/laugh...eventually they figured out i was being scarcastic (however the ****** that is spelled) and ended their stupid streak...

trust me...tell your dad he looks nice or something...it will freak him out...so ****** hillarious

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Ryan

Originally posted by: lokiju
So the Nancy Boy has nothing more to say?

Eyeholes in a paper bag, greatest lay I ever had.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
prolly cause youra statnist

english, please?

 

[Nebor]

My parents used to think I was gay. May have had something to do with all the gay sex that went on at my sleepovers.

It's hard to say.

 

[alimoalem]

to all those saying "english please," wtf is wrong with you? you guys can't tell the difference between a misspelled word and what the person is trying to say? if microsoft word can correct the spelling, can't you in your head?

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: alimoalem
to all those saying "english please," wtf is wrong with you? you guys can't tell the difference between a misspelled word and what the person is trying to say? if microsoft word can correct the spelling, can't you in your head?

oh, i'm sorry... i didn't think i needed to explain the overwhelming tone of pretense and belittling of someone who doesn't know how to articulate themselves properly.

frankly, i'm fvcking tired of people who constantly misspell homophones.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

Did your parents catch you watching "Brokeback Mountain" by any chance?

 

[Punisher007]

How about eating less bananas and more rugs you homo?

 

[LittleNemoNES]

dont feed the troll. This is rediculous.

 

[mdrollas]

just tell them you are a metrosexual

 

[LeadMagnet]

Originally posted by: mdrollas
just tell them you are a metrosexual

Have sex with an entire metro-area?

 

[carloboy]

[satanist = emo = gay] = true

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: Nebor
My parents used to think I was gay. May have had something to do with all the gay sex that went on at my sleepovers.

It's hard to say.

Your right, I can't figure that one out either.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

His so called satanism is a fad. I remember when I was in middle school, lots of the goth idiots considered themselves satanists. LOLZ I WORSHIP SATAN 666!1!!!

Newsflash idiot, close to no one worships satan. You probably don't know what 666 is. You just heard it in one of your favorite Slipknot songs. Either that, or you are taking black metal a bit too seriously. Ask any black metal artist whether they worship satan. They will ALL tell you no.

There is a LaVey satanism, which has nothing to do with worshiping satan, but considering your mentality and your age, I highly doubt you know a damn thing about it.

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: eits
i just realized that your sig says you're a satanist.

quit wearing make-up and black nail polish, you fvcking fairy.

baahhahahahaha

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
prolly cause youra statnist

english, please?

who, cares?

 

[DasFox]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Hi,

My parents think I'm gay. I'm not gay. And even though I told them I'm not gay, they tell me there's no point in hiding it.

What do I do?

Maybe you and your family need to start going to church. JESUS is the answer!

ALOHA

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

make a pass at mom

 

[Maximilian]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: LukeMan

Originally posted by: Nik
Move on and live your life how you see fit. Fvck anyone else, including your parents. Ignore them. Their opinion doesn't matter.

If you're parents' opinions don't matter, then whose does? I would take my parents' opinions over my friends, girlfriends, etc.

You idiots are taking this ****** out of context, goddamnit. His parents' opinion ABOUT HIM BEING GAY OR STRAIGHT don't matter.

Jesus ****** christ, do you need a goddamn connect-the-dots to figure this ****** out?! :roll:

Somone has a piss poor relationship with their parents..... Besides noones talking about YOU, this is about the OP, and obviously if hes posting it here asking for advice, his parents opinion DOES matter to him! Respect that!

Your 51k posts since 2000 do say you talk a lot of s**t though... nothing unexpected.