My roommate is certifiably insane

[Mayne]

He will sit and watch tv for hours on end with no sound on. It's driving me crazy.

 

[IronWing]

Have you had your hearing checked lately? Also, and you can trust me on this, having a roommate who watches TV with the sound off is way, way, way better than having a roommate who watches TV with the sound up.

 

[highland145]

Insane? He is your roommate.

 

[Sunburn74]

He will sit and watch tv for hours on end with no sound on. It's driving me crazy.

I watch lots of stuff with the sound off. Often you can figure out what's going on without hearing what they are saying and it frees you up to listen to music.

 

[MtnMan]

Bluetooth involved?

 

[UsandThem]

I'd rather have a roommate who watches TV with the sound off, rather than a roommate who watches TV with the television off.

 

[BoomerD]

Anyone else think Mayne's roommate says the same thing?

 

[Red Squirrel]

What's worse is when you realize you don't have a roommate, and the TV is not even plugged in. Time to renew that prescription.

 

[sdifox]

He will sit and watch tv for hours on end with no sound on. It's driving me crazy.

I see you subscribe to the Kobe method. Do you also massage your Marijuana plants?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Probably found your stash and is zoning out

 

[Mayne]

he definitely smokes my stash... I feel like i'm living groundhog day with this guy...he will repeat the same 5 stories atleast 10 times a day until i'm fed up and i go back to my bedroom.

 

[IronWing]

Mayne, you don’t have a roommate, the sound on your television is on, and those stories are called commercials. Congratulations on the new crop and, btw, you’re high as fuck.

 

[jmagg]

Fwiw, I watch football silently if the commentators suck.

 

[ultimatebob]

Does he at least have the closed captioning on?

 

[sdifox]

Does he at least have the closed captioning on?

It read "I am not really here Mayne, lay off the pot"

 

[Captante]

So glad I don't currently have any roomates real or imaginary!

 

[IronWing]

So glad I don't currently have any roomates real or imaginary!

Imaginary Roommate would have made an excellent Weird Al song.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Mayne, you don’t have a roommate, the sound on your television is on, and those stories are called commercials. Congratulations on the new crop and, btw, you’re high as fuck.

He probably ordered his 15th instant pot by now from the infomercial number. "Why is my pot not arriving it says it's instant!"

 

[Kaido]

He probably ordered his 15th instant pot by now from the infomercial number. "Why is my pot not arriving it says it's instant!"

I feel attacked.

 

[Kaido]

Does he at least have the closed captioning on?

Asking the important questions!

 

[Kaido]

I'm not old old, but I am "I turn the closed captioning on while watching movies" old.

 

[BoomerD]

I'm not old old, but I am "I turn the closed captioning on while watching movies" old.

I especially use closed captioning when watching British tv shows so I can figure out what they're saying...They might speak the same basic language as me...but it's way different.