My roommate is weird.

Bigblades

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Ok, so my brother (brxndxn) and I are sitting in my room, talking to our room mate Chris. He proceeds to tell us a story of how his dad once, in a fit of rage, beat a kitten against a stucco wall. This is of course a most interesting thing to us, and we are intrigued. He, in his normal "chris" manner of weirdness, then proceeds to talk about the stucco wall. He didn't elaborate on the cat throwing incedent further, simply tried to describe the wall. What took the cake was the following, He decided to try and draw us a picture of a stucco tile so we'd understand what he was talking about. not that we asked any questions on the matter. He left and went to his room for 10 minutes, and came back with a post-it note with a square on it... not 3 dimensional, not with descriptive features of any kind, just a simple square drawn on a post-it.

When laughed at, he later added triangles.
 

Bigblades

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He spun around behind me in my other chair for the duration of the time it took me to post this. He has done this many times in the past, several resulting in bodily injury to himself as he forgets which way is up and gravity quickly reminds him which way is down.
 

Bigblades

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Originally posted by: MacBaine
Is he retarded?

He isn't... He is actually like one of those really smart people was a fluke of his family. He is here a UF with me, and is basically owning his classes without effort. The guy is quite intelligent, far more so than my brother or I. He is simply.. weird.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Bigblades
Ok, so my brother (brxndxn) and I are sitting in my room, talking to our room mate Chris. He proceeds to tell us a story of how his dad once, in a fit of rage, beat a kitten against a stucco wall. This is of course a most interesting thing to us, and we are intrigued. He, in his normal "chris" manner of weirdness, then proceeds to talk about the stucco wall. He didn't elaborate on the cat throwing incedent further, simply tried to describe the wall. What took the cake was the following, He decided to try and draw us a picture of a stucco tile so we'd understand what he was talking about. not that we asked any questions on the matter. He left and went to his room for 10 minutes, and came back with a post-it note with a square on it... not 3 dimensional, not with descriptive features of any kind, just a simple square drawn on a post-it.

When laughed at, he later added triangles.



I hope you die a slow and painful death.
 

LeetViet

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I don't know what the hell just happened so I'm just going to say:

He must be destroyed.
 

Bigblades

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No, he is an english major.

That was me, taking a digital pic, uploading it to my lap top, then uploading it online was tuff, plus I think my brother crumpled up the post-it note. That was me in paintshop.


If enough people request it I can do a digi pic.
 

LackCash

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Chris sounds like me. I stuck a bullet shell in a light socket once, I have accidentally skewered my leg, and I have put my finger in a light socket
 

Yossarian

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Originally posted by: Bigblades
No, he is an english major.

That was me, taking a digital pic, uploading it to my lap top, then uploading it online was tuff, plus I think my brother crumpled up the post-it note. That was me in paintshop.


If enough people request it I can do a digi pic.

if we request that you stop posting, will you obey that as well?
 

kenshorin

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I doubt the three of you were "just sitting in the room"... this story definitely reeks of the stickiest of the icky
 
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