My roommate takes long showers.

[Juked07]

I don't want to think about it =P

 

[Q]

boo

 

[nick1985]

Thats why I wore sandals in the dorm bathrooms...

 

[TecHNooB]

My roommate never turns the TV off. Ever.

 

[TridenT]

I don't have a roommate, WOOHOO!

 

[bobross419]

When I was in the barracks I would take long "bathroom breaks" this included: Shit, Shave (the boys), Stroke, Shower, Shave (my face)... this amounted to 90 minutes of bathroom time lol

 

[Jeff7]

If you're in such a hurry, get in there and help out.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Juked07
I don't want to think about it =P

Yes, yes you do.

 

[Saint Michael]

I take really long showers and I don't jerk off... I like showers.

 

[I Saw OJ]

My old roommate used to take 30+ minute showers. We questioned him about it and he told us that sometimes he sits down in the shower and sometimes falls asleep.

 

[Jeff7]

But hey, what's the alternative? In the shower, or in the room with you, at his computer?

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
I take really long showers and I don't jerk off... I like golden showers.

O RLY?

 

[biggestmuff]

My nosy roommate times me showers.

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
My nosy roommate times me showers.

I'm a sailor man and needs me spinach, UHGUHgUHgUhgUhguhguhg!

 

[K1052]

That you're even posting this means you are obviously giving it a lot of thought.

Somebody might be a little curious...

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: bobross419
When I was in the barracks I would take long "bathroom breaks" this included: Shit, Shave (the boys), Stroke, Shower, Shave (my face)... this amounted to 90 minutes of bathroom time lol

s^5?

 

[Zolty]

my creapy roomate is in the shower now, and has been for the last 45 minutes. also we have 2 showers one is unoccupied, and the other doesn't have a door, although it has a curtain. Guess which one he is in...

 

[Baked]

Give him a hand?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Zolty
my creapy roomate is in the shower now, and has been for the last 45 minutes. also we have 2 showers one is unoccupied, and the other doesn't have a door, although it has a curtain. Guess which one he is in...

Sounds like he has the ghey and wants you to come catch it with him.

 

[nageov3t]

:camera:?

 

[geno]

He's probably beating it like a dirty rug, so what?

 

[Bibble]

I used to take long showers in the morning because I was still half asleep and would day dream/fall asleep, forget which parts of me I had washed already, and then start my shower all over again.

My friends all think I beat it, though.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: bobross419
When I was in the barracks I would take long "bathroom breaks" this included: Shit, Shave (the boys), Stroke, Shower, Shave (my face)... this amounted to 90 minutes of bathroom time lol

Pubes before face? really?

 

[Rudee]

He's not masturbating.. He's just washing his privates really fast!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

So...do you never whack off? At least he's being clean about it!

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: bobross419
When I was in the barracks I would take long "bathroom breaks" this included: Shit, Shave (the boys), Stroke, Shower, Shave (my face)... this amounted to 90 minutes of bathroom time lol

Pubes before face? really?

yea seriously