My roommate takes long showers.

[kranky]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
My nosy roommate times me showers.

I'm a sailor man and needs me spinach, UHGUHgUHgUhgUhguhguhg!

I always wondered how to spell that!

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Zolty
my creapy roomate is in the shower now, and has been for the last 45 minutes. also we have 2 showers one is unoccupied, and the other doesn't have a door, although it has a curtain. Guess which one he is in...

If one is unoccupied and he's in the other one, we don't have to guess which one he's in....

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
My old roommate used to take 30+ minute showers. We questioned him about it and he told us that sometimes he sits down in the shower and sometimes falls asleep.

I've done that before.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
My old roommate used to take 30+ minute showers. We questioned him about it and he told us that sometimes he sits down in the shower and sometimes falls asleep.

I've done that before.

Me too. I take 5-10 minute showers normally, but in the morning it takes me 30 minutes even when I rush as fast as I can. I must fall asleep standing up or something.

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
I take really long showers and I don't jerk off... I like showers.

me too

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
I don't have a roommate, WOOHOO!

WOOO

 

[Vehemence]

Would you rather he jank all over your towels?

 

[ChaoZ]

Why? You wanna join in?

 

[l0cke]

Text

 

[nakedfrog]

How long?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: l0cke
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Bwahahaha that's fucking great.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
My old roommate used to take 30+ minute showers. We questioned him about it and he told us that sometimes he sits down in the shower and sometimes falls asleep.

<-- guilty.

 

[sdifox]

You should go check on him. With a camcorder. Very useful for blackmail.

 

[Zaitsevs]

Originally posted by: sdifox
You should go check on him. With a camcorder. Very useful for blackmail.

or to be reverse blackmail and he'll say

" who records men in the shower??????"

"ONLY GAYS!"

 

[polarmystery]

OMG this thread is EPIC in lulz!!

 

[Juked07]

Originally posted by: polarmystery
OMG this thread is EPIC in lulz!!

Finally! It has been my life goal to OP one of these.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Juked07

Originally posted by: polarmystery
OMG this thread is EPIC in lulz!!

Finally! It has been my life goal to OP one of these.

sarcasm meter broke again?

 

[FallenHero]

/me walks into thread

Hey guys, wha.....

/slowly backs out

 

[Juked07]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: Juked07

Originally posted by: polarmystery
OMG this thread is EPIC in lulz!!

Finally! It has been my life goal to OP one of these.

sarcasm meter broke again?

I've been waiting for the next shell shocker to get me a new one of these =(

 

[venkman]

TTIWWP