You're obviously looking at this from the wrong perspective.
You SHOULD have told him, "That's good son. That means there is more bacon for ME."
Start adding bacon flavors to everything. mac & cheese? Put pieces of bacon in. If caught, just start adding more and more bacon grease to the cheese mixture.
Bacon grease when making eggs. Bacon grease as sandwich spread, etc...
Is it because he's muslim?
Didn't think it would happen to me. But it did. And now I just gotta deal with it.
I made breakfast for the family yesterday. Pancakes, bacon, yadda yadda yadda. We sit down and start eating. Then my son stops, looks me in the eye, and says, "Daddy. I don't like bacon." He put the bacon that had been on his plate back on the bacon platter, oblivious to the sound of my broken heart.
Fuck! Where did I go wrong? Any other fathers go through this? How did you cope?
he will probably say he doesn't like bewbs next.
In a famous episode of “Seinfeld,” Jerry complains that people constantly assume he's gay because he’s single, obsessively neat — and thin. As it turns out, at least part of that punchline may be anchored in fact.
A new study shows that gay men really are leaner than straight men. And conversely, it also found that gay women tend to be heavier than their heterosexual counterparts.
Boston researchers determined that gay women were more than twice as likely as straight women to be obese, while gay men were 50 percent less likely to be obese compared to their heterosexual counterparts, according to a report published in the American Journal of Public Health.
Or you could do us a favor and take that pill right now before having kids.I keep a cyanide pill on hand at all times for things like this. I don't have children yet but I'm ready.
It is only the beginning. Next you will catch him playing with dolls and painting his nails. Good job dad...
Didn't think it would happen to me. But it did. And now I just gotta deal with it.
I made breakfast for the family yesterday. Pancakes, bacon, yadda yadda yadda. We sit down and start eating. Then my son stops, looks me in the eye, and says, "Daddy. I don't like bacon." He put the bacon that had been on his plate back on the bacon platter, oblivious to the sound of my broken heart.
Fuck! Where did I go wrong? Any other fathers go through this? How did you cope?
Time to make a new kid who doesn't suck so much ;|
You have any guns? Take him out for some exposure to the smell of gun powder and loud noises in the morning. Doesn't actually need to be guns. Anything that will expose him to the flame and smoke of gun powder or black powder will do, really. e.g. lighting off your own home-brewed cherry bombs, M80's, rockets, etc.Gotta start a drastic de-hippiefying regimen for the whole family.
it's kinda hard to stuff it back in there after a couple of months dont you thinkYou should return it to the manufacturer, it's defective.