My son told me something no father wants to hear.

[Binarycow]

The only thing better than bacon is bacon + sex.

or even better have sex with bacon?

 

[dank69]

Time to put him down.

 

[OutHouse]

http://www.keystonefestivals.com/index.php/bacon-tour/

went to this over the weekend. oh my the cajun rubbed bacon was beyond words of deliciousness

 

[BurnItDwn]

I don't understand?
Your son chooses not to eat bacon? Does not compute!

 

[rocadelpunk]

My 5 & 7 YOs love bacon, even my dog is named Bacon. To add to their awesomeness my 5 YO answered the phone yesterday with "SpongeBob Residence".

that spongebob residence had me lol'ing

 

[BurnItDwn]

PS, OP, did you take your son to the DR to get him checked out? He must be sick, that's the only plausible explanation I can think of.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Must be you, my kids is a picky eater and loves his bacon.

Well, if he doesn't like Bratwurst, you are in big trouble.

 

[Dirigible]

PS, OP, did you take your son to the DR to get him checked out? He must be sick, that's the only plausible explanation I can think of.

Turns out my other son had bashed him with a hammer the day before. I think that had some lingering effects.

We've been watching YouTube videos of rockets, volcanos, building implosions, and rock crawling to try to counteract any damage. Plus I got two pounds of bacon today so I can start putting the "bacon everywhere and at all times" plan helpfully suggested by a number of posters into action.


When I called the doc they started blathering some crap about cholesterol and kids going through phases, so I called them a quack and slammed the phone down.

 

[Jaepheth]

Look on the bright side; now you know what to get him for his birthday:

 

[KaOTiK]

Take him to a bacon institute stat. When they are done with him, he will be the biggest baddest bacon eating motherfucking in your town.

 

[SolMiester]

How can anyone not like bacon?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I think I didn't really care for bacon as a kid, but I can't remember for sure. I like it now though so maybe he'll grow out of it. Some people just have genetic defects that make them not like certain foods.

 

[andylawcc]

My nephew was a vegetarian from age 3 until about 7 or so, completely by his own choice. It was bacon that rescued him from that life of sin.

Give the lad time, he'll come around.

you need to write a book about it.

 

[bfdd]

The best part about kids, is making them!


RIP, Rodney Dangerfield.

One of my faves <3

 

[DrPizza]

OP, I take it that your son is relatively young. Count your blessings that he doesn't like bacon. You have no idea what it's like to have to older sons, and wake up to the smell of bacon cooking, only to discover that the two boys ate all of it.

 

[TheSlamma]

Bummer, now you won't have someone to go on biggest loser with you in a decade

 

[Ghiddy]

I read that bacon is actually the food that most often causes vegetarians to switch back to eating meat.

He'll probably change his mind at some point. I didn't like anything from a pig for many years but now I like eating bacon. Still don't really like other pig meats though.

 

[davmat787]

OP, I take it that your son is relatively young. Count your blessings that he doesn't like bacon. You have no idea what it's like to have to older sons, and wake up to the smell of bacon cooking, only to discover that the two boys ate all of it.

Your an admin, doesn't the ban stick extend to the breakfast table?

 

[Blitzvogel]

I say take him North to Canada and teach him to rape and pillage small towns. He wouldn't face too much resistance. As the size of his raiding party grows he will eventually be able to take out small cities.

"What is best in life?"

 

[BurnItDwn]

Turns out my other son had bashed him with a hammer the day before. I think that had some lingering effects.

We've been watching YouTube videos of rockets, volcanos, building implosions, and rock crawling to try to counteract any damage. Plus I got two pounds of bacon today so I can start putting the "bacon everywhere and at all times" plan helpfully suggested by a number of posters into action.


When I called the doc they started blathering some crap about cholesterol and kids going through phases, so I called them a quack and slammed the phone down.

Well it sounds like you are doing everything you possibly can for the health of your boy. Kudos! And best of luck to you!

 

[OutHouse]

OP, I take it that your son is relatively young. Count your blessings that he doesn't like bacon. You have no idea what it's like to have to older sons, and wake up to the smell of bacon cooking, only to discover that the two boys ate all of it.

thats grounds for a homicide investigation.

 

[GundamW]

...Plus I got two pounds of bacon today so I can start putting the "bacon everywhere and at all times" plan helpfully suggested by a number of posters into action.

That might not help.
Remember when your parents tried to push you to eat more vegetables when you were a kid? And you hated it and tried to find creative ways to not eat them?
Don't force bacon on him. You don't want your son to turn into a full blown vegan D: (not that there is anything wrong with that...)

 

[KGB]

To the OP:

I fear your son may have irrepairable brain damage (given the genetic 'hand' you dealt him).

Does he have an irrational fear of goats?
Does he have an irrational fear of dumpsters?
Does he have an irrational fear of pants?

 

[xj0hnx]

"What is best in life?"

To crush you enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the sizzling of their bacon.

 

[Joseph F]

Your son is not alone, I don't like bacon either. (Except as a topping on a cheeseburger)