My wife just left me

[slag]

She got a job working from home for an insurance company and her 1 week orientation begins tomorrow morning. I just dropped her off at the airport and her flight leaves KCI in 1 hour. She lands in Cincinnati @ 5:51. She is driving back Friday (9 hour, 45 minute drive) in her new company car, a 2005 Ford Escape.

So, I have the kids tonight, tomorrow, and tuesday and am dropping them off at the folks house tuesday evening and picking them up Friday evening..... She should be back late Friday night.

time to go do some laundry and dishes...

 

[Kilgor]

Damn from from your title I was hopin she left with a hot lesbian freind.

 

[JackHomer]

Yeah you title is a bit misleading, good luck with the dishes and laundry.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
Damn from from your title I was hopin she left with a hot lesbian freind.

Well, after reading the post, I'd have to say that scenario is still a theoretical possibility, though unlikely.

 

[her209]

Woohoo... did you already hire a "babysitter"?

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: slag

time to go do some laundry and dishes...

Can I get a WHIPPED sound please??

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: slag

time to go do some laundry and dishes...

Can I get a WHIPPED sound please??

haha seriously...sounds to me the wife is at home...

 

[Mermaidman]

That's a long drive home, but those 2005 Escapes are sweeeet!

 

[Drizzy]

What a misleading title. I hope your dishes took you a long time to do!

 

[tm37]

Wait till thursday when we get the FREEDOM THREAD and OMG I AM SO HUNGOVER thread.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: slag
She got a job working from home for an insurance company and her 1 week orientation begins tomorrow morning. I just dropped her off at the airport and her flight leaves KCI in 1 hour. She lands in Cincinnati @ 5:51. She is driving back Friday (9 hour, 45 minute drive) in her new company car, a 2005 Ford Escape.

So, I have the kids tonight, tomorrow, and tuesday and am dropping them off at the folks house tuesday evening and picking them up Friday evening..... She should be back late Friday night.

time to go do some laundry and dishes...

gl

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: JackHomer
Yeah you title is a bit misleading, good luck with the dishes and laundry.

Ouch that's harsh, gl to you man :beer:

 

[Carbo]

We'll be sure to send pics of our roadtrip.

 

[wobbuffet]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
Damn from from your title I was hopin she left with a hot lesbian freind.

wOOt wOOt!

 

[TheShiz]

what has this forum become? a blog?

 

[Whitecloak]

Is your wife's name susan and her friend's name carol?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Damn you and your misleading, emotion-provoking titles :|

 

[FrogDog]

Originally posted by: TheShiz
what has this forum become? a blog?

Always has been.

 

[goblue420]

Originally posted by: whitecloak
Is your wife's name susan and her friend's name carol?

ahahhahahah ROFLMAO

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: slag
She got a job working from home for an insurance company and her 1 week orientation begins tomorrow morning. I just dropped her off at the airport and her flight leaves KCI in 1 hour. She lands in Cincinnati @ 5:51. She is driving back Friday (9 hour, 45 minute drive) in her new company car, a 2005 Ford Escape.

So, I have the kids tonight, tomorrow, and tuesday and am dropping them off at the folks house tuesday evening and picking them up Friday evening..... She should be back late Friday night.

time to go do some laundry and dishes...

Holy crap, I thought I was reading your post and I was looking for the part where she's off with some jackass. LOL

 

[paulney]

This thread is worthless without picks of your wife and her new lesbian friend!
Oh, wait a sec...
Nevermind!

 

[slag]

Hmm, I was looking through the mail and see the rejection letter from this insurance company..

Wait a sec....

If she got a rejection letter and really didnt get the job, then where did she go...

BRB, I need to make some phone calls. This stuff just isn't adding up.

I see she has also password protected her email--thats a new one. it always used to be wide open to anybody at the console.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: slag
Hmm, I was looking through the mail and see the rejection letter from this insurance company..

Wait a sec....

If she got a rejection letter and really didnt get the job, then where did she go...

BRB, I need to make some phone calls. This stuff just isn't adding up.

I see she has also password protected her email--thats a new one. it always used to be wide open to anybody at the console.

:Q

 

[paulney]

This thread is finally becoming interesting!
Updates! Oh, and pics of the wife, please!

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: slag

time to go do some laundry and dishes...

Can I get a WHIPPED sound please??

haha seriously...sounds to me the wife is at home...

haha, nice.