My wifes fortune..

[nutxo]

So we ate at a chinese place and after dinner they brought fortune cookies.

My wifes " Brag about your age. Why hide something thats so obvious "

You should have seen her reaction. I think Ill frame it.

 

[imported_Imp]

Can you share this "reaction"?

 

[CraKaJaX]

:laugh:

 

[aplefka]

Hahaha that's awesome. How old is she?

 

[slightlyhuman]

:camera:

 

[Raduque]

Bahahaha, good one.

I once got a fortune cookie that said "A family reunion in the coming months will be a complete success." Funny thing, I moved back to my hometown of Texas and we had a huge family get-together when we got back, about a month or two after I got that fortune.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: Imp
Can you share this "reaction"?

I dunno. Mildly offended and annoyed and then we had a wrestling match when I grabbed the fortune and tried to read it. Fun stuff.


I think shes 37...

 

[Jeff7]

A "wrestling match" when you tried to grab your wife's "fortunes."

Yeah, I think we all know what's really going on there.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: Imp
Can you share this "reaction"?

I dunno. Mildly offended and annoyed and then we had a wrestling match when I grabbed the fortune and tried to read it. Fun stuff.


I think shes 37...

You think

 

[RaistlinZ]

Owned by cookie. Considering how much women lie about their age, I'm not surprised he doesn't know how old she is. I bet even her driver's license has the wrong birthdate on it.

Women, go figure.

 

[Mucho]

The one I remember quite well; "The man you marry will be known in high places."

 

[Parasitic]

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: Imp
Can you share this "reaction"?

I dunno. Mildly offended and annoyed and then we had a wrestling match when I grabbed the fortune and tried to read it. Fun stuff.


I think shes 37...

You think

Men think?

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Mucho
The one I remember quite well; "The man you marry will be known in high places."

so you'll marry a ski instructor?

 

[Braznor]

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: Mucho
The one I remember quite well; "The man you marry will be known in high places."

so you'll marry a ski instructor?

I bet he washes window panes on skyscrapers!

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: Parasitic

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: Imp
Can you share this "reaction"?

I dunno. Mildly offended and annoyed and then we had a wrestling match when I grabbed the fortune and tried to read it. Fun stuff.


I think shes 37...

You think

Men think?

Think?:Q

 

[fire400]

Originally posted by: potato28

Originally posted by: Parasitic

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: Imp
Can you share this "reaction"?

I dunno. Mildly offended and annoyed and then we had a wrestling match when I grabbed the fortune and tried to read it. Fun stuff.


I think shes 37...

You think

Men think?

Think?:Q

Don't blame him for being Ashton Kutcher's sidekick in picking up Bruce Willis' type ex-wives who totally dig younger guys like the Op.

Mind me, but you gotta say, if someone's an adult, and they feel insecure about their age, chances are their emotions are being fluctuated by their lack of personal achievement in the real world. I know you know what I'm talking about, the kind of people who sit around and want to change the world. I'm just messin'

Peace, kids.

 

[HomerSapien]

I promise this is what an associate got at one of the chinese places in college..

"Sometimes a little chlorine in the gene pool is okay"

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: HomerSapien
I promise this is what an associate got at one of the chinese places in college..

"Sometimes a little chlorine in the gene pool is okay"

Time to go on a killing spree.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I still like mine
https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/sp...web/Random/Fortune.JPG

 

[SammyG]

Last one I got: "Reach for your dreams, start with the spring rolls."