My wife's gettin' new big uns.

[Carbo]

<< carbo, stop taking everything so personal. If you wanted a flame fest, you got it. >>

BomberBoy, I'm having fun! I never take anything here personally. We all have an idea when we post a topic, the type of response we'll receive. Truthfully, this one created more of a storm than I anticipated. But that's why this place rocks. I repeat, I'm having fun!

 

[Helpless]

...but I wonder how many of the &quot;oh, that is so wrong&quot; folks have purchased the &quot;pump&quot; from the back pages of Swank magazine ...bunch of wankers.

 

[VRoOMdesigns]

<<
<< With that said, this thread was started as a nef anyway. 10 bucks says the guy's not even married. No husband in their right mind would promptly post his wife's plastic surgery information on a computer hardware forum unless he was some wack trailer-trash. And I hesitate to belief that trailer-trash frequents Anandtech. >>

Oprah, this is NOT a computer hardware forum. Shouldn't your opinions be based on some knowledge of the matter at hand? You assume I'm not married. Greater still, you state as fact what every husband will or will not do. And because I act or think differently than you, I am relegated to &quot;wack trailer-trash&quot;.
I guess there's no room in your little world for anyone who might not be you, huh?
>>

Mullet boy, AnandTech is not a computer hardware forum? You can argue with me what the purpose of the Off Topic Forum should be, but [I BELIEVE] that ANY forum within Anandtech should be either relevant to computer hardware or Anandtech itself. OT is a good place for people to discuss the things happening on other forums, i.e. &quot;what happened to my 6400 server order.&quot;

And again, if you're gonna post on a forum, you're going to be judged, especially with a thread title like &quot;my wife's gettin' new big uns.&quot; Seriously what kind of response did you want? &quot;Congratulations, when she gets back with her new 'uns' we should go out for a trailer ride!&quot;

Idiot.

In all seriousness, I have just realized how fruitless it will be to argue with you. It's not like you respond at ALL to any of my responses. You come back at me with the same weak sauce argument &quot;you don't know me, you're judging me.&quot; I'm not hating on you because you're &quot;different&quot; from me. There are plenty people different on me and I even love to bask in diversity. The beauty of diversity shouldn't include sexism, ignorance, and all around idiocy, however.

Why don't you take some time and actually respond to what I said?

Oh and as for your Thoreau quote in your sig, do you know what kind of values were espoused by Thoreau and other transcendentalists? They ceaselessy praised NATURE. That's right Pitchfork man, they were all about the natural, not things like silicone-inflated, cancer-causing bags of 40C's.

 

[hoihtah]

dude... if you really are telling the truth,
then, you quite suck.

'tis quite disturbing.

 

[Carbo]

<< Carbo, >>



<< Just curious, so I pose my question again. >>



<< She's going to get implants in South America? Why? >>

Fair enough. She is originally from there. Most of her family still resides there. She hasn't seen her family in a while, so she'll have her vacation/family reunion/medical procedure combo package. She's researched the subject, has two or three appointments with recommended surgeons, and is doing this because she wants to. Damn, there goes Oprah's theories, shot to hell.

 

[jamester]

First of all: Carbo... I wish your wife much luck and happiness.

Now that that's out of the way... isn't it funny how when people post stuff like this (or many other off-topic types of things, not singling anybody out), anybody that *dares* present an opposing viewpoint is automatically &quot;holier-than-thou&quot;? I find that hilarious.

*shrug*

James

 

[VRoOMdesigns]

<<
Now that that's out of the way... isn't it funny how when people post stuff like this (or many other off-topic types of things, not singling anybody out), anybody that *dares* present an opposing viewpoint is automatically &quot;holier-than-thou&quot;? I find that hilarious.
>>

Exactly. If you're going to post something as worthless, but controversial, as this, be prepared to be judged, Carbo.

Now get back to the field and shuck me some corn.

 

[Carbo]

Oprah, take your fat fingers off your keyboard for just a moment. Eat a Ding Dong or three, and listen. OFF TOPIC is not the forum for posting about your defective RAM. That's a concept even you should understand. Sigh.....would your IQ be that of your weight.
I didn't know the Transcendentalists had boob jobs in their time. Interesting.

 

[Carbo]

<< Now get back to the field and shuck me some corn. >>

Yeah, Oprah, its been about twenty minutes between feedings.

 

[lo5750ul]

I am saddened that Carbo forgot that this forum is frequented by impressionable children and I feel his choice of topic is therefore not suitable. (there are many other unsuitable topics as well, should we have a 18+ forum?)
Yo_Ma-Ma's comment restating a comment Carbo has previously made says a lot about the type of people Carbo and his wife are. I do not think Carbo's wife has low self esteem some how.
However, I do think it evident that they both lack in manners and decorum. I am personally disgusted by Carbo and his wifes behaviour and I would only associate this sort of behaviour with (stereotypical) white/black/yellow/pink trash people.
That is due to the fact that I have never seen a woman flaunting herself in a middle class suberb (but neither have I seen a woman do this in a trashy neighbourhood, hence my 'stereotypical' comment).

 

[Carbo]

<< I am saddened that Carbo forgot that this forum is frequented by impressionable children and I feel his choice of topic is therefore not suitable. (there are many other unsuitable topics as well, should we have a 18+ forum?)
Yo_Ma-Ma's comment restating a comment Carbo has previously made says a lot about the type of people Carbo and his wife are. I do not think Carbo's wife has low self esteem some how.
However, I do think it evident that they both lack in manners and decorum. I am personally disgusted by Carbo and his wifes behaviour and I would only associate this sort of behaviour with (stereotypical) white/black/yellow/pink trash people.
That is due to the fact that I have never seen a woman flaunting herself in a middle class suberb (but neither have I seen a woman do this in a trashy neighbourhood, hence my 'stereotypical' comment). >>


Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

 

[lo5750ul]

<< Bless me Father, for I have sinned. >>



Thank you very much Carbo! In those few short words you have provided us with the evidence of your selfish and inconsiderate attitude to other people. Everyone has a right to freedom of speech, but if we do not educate our children correctly as to what is decent acceptable behaviour (which it seems obvious your parents have not, maybe you could intelligently refute this, probably not ) then society and it's values will break down.

 

[VRoOMdesigns]

<<
Oprah, take your fat fingers off your keyboard for just a moment. Eat a Ding Dong or three, and listen. OFF TOPIC is not the forum for posting about your defective RAM. That's a concept even you should understand. Sigh.....would your IQ be that of your weight.
I didn't know the Transcendentalists had boob jobs in their time. Interesting.
>>

Although I know it's pointless to argue with Billy Ray, I feel somewhat obligated to continue.

First, actually respond to something that I'm saying. It really doesn't help the discussion if there's no continuity. Maybe the computer on the farm is too slow, maybe your mullet's giving you a hard time. At least acknowledge that your arguments go completely shot.

Second, I ALREADY stated that Off Topic is a good place where you can discuss what's going on other forums when the discussions are not relevant on those forums. Yes I agree we don't have to talk about &quot;defective RAM,&quot; but I'd rather hear about defective RAM than you boasting of your wife's new plastic surgery in your sick and twisted tone.

Third, I'm not remotely fat or female. I'm 5'10, 160 lbs.

Fourth, yes it's true Transcendentalist's did not have the process of artifically creating &quot;big uns&quot; in their time, but just as your signature is obviously talking about the concept of civil disobedience in Thoreau's time, themes can be applied to modern society.

Fifth, you still haven't responded to the fact that:
1. You should be prepared to be judged
2. Your thread title is completely inane
3. It's not the fack that your wife is getting implants irks me. It's the fact that you brag about it in a stupid, &quot;I got a touchdown,&quot; type tone. &quot;Gotta love the 'lil woman.&quot; Imbecile.

 

[Carbo]

<< society and it's values will break down. >>

....all because my wife is getting implants? Damn, I'd better insure those babies! Now I know why Jennifer Lopez insured her ass.

 

[Mrs AntiSocial Virge]

<< Are you sure about that? a C isnt hge but 40? that doesnt have much to do with the cup size, its the circumference of the ribcage. Unless she's eating ALOT on her trip, theres no reason (that I know of) to go from a 34 to a 40. Ladies, am I getting this wrong? >>




According to Text :

Finding your bra size.
a.Measure the rib cage underneath the breast.
b.If measurement (a) above is even then add 4, if it is odd then add 5.

Example: If (a) is 33&quot; then add 5 and your bra size is 38&quot;.
Example: If (a) is 34&quot; then add 4 and your bra size is 38&quot;.

As a general rule, the difference between the bra measurement
and the cup mesurement identifies the cup size.

Method: Measure over the fullest part of the breasts. Subtract
the bra size determined in the previous paragraph. The
difference between the bra measurement and the cup
measurement gives the cup size (see chart below).


This means that whatever her rib size was before, she should still be. Therefore, if she was a 34B before, she should be a 34C now. Men seem to think the number has something to do with breast size; it doesn't. A woman can be very small around the chest and have a medium to large cup size.

 

[VRoOMdesigns]

<<
....all because my wife is getting implants? Damn, I'd better insure those babies! Now I know why Jennifer Lopez insured her ass.
>>

You're a complete imbecile.

 

[Carbo]

<< I'm not remotely fat or female. >>

C'mon, Oprah. Are you sure you're a guy? If so, methinks you need to come clean and embrace your homosexuality.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

All this boiling resonse is impressive. If the pope logged in and announced he was turning atheist I don't think it would get this much attention - well maybe a more positive response but not as large, overall.

 

[Helpless]

You guys are starting to get a little Off Topic now...or are you?


The fact of the matter remains--we will need to see the before and after pics before we can pass judgement.

 

[Keribeth]

Mrs AntiSocial Virge:

Thats what I thought, thanks.

btw carbo...I hope your wife is happy with the new &quot;addition&quot;. Its great that she will get to see her family as well. Its amazing how a physical change can sometimes give you a whole new outlook on life. Im sure your wife, after visiting 3 doctors, is well aware of the possible danger and the both of you have decided the benefits outweigh the risks. I wish you both luck.

 

[lo5750ul]

<< The fact of the matter remains--we will need to see the before and after pics before we can pass judgement. >>



Who would want to judge them? Seen one, seen 'em all. Big whoop.
Actually I would like to know what Carbo's intent was when he posted the topic?

 

[Carbo]

Keribeth, you are much too restrained for this thread. Shame on you.

 

[VRoOMdesigns]

<<
C'mon, Oprah. Are you sure you're a guy? If so, methinks you need to come clean and embrace your homosexuality.
>>

Oh, OUCH.

 

[FettsBabe]

If she has low self esteem wouldn't it be better for her to see someone (a counselor), so she could deal with the issues?

Unless of course, she is extremely small and has a manly appearance, but a 34 B isn't small, so I'm not sure what her real issues are.

 

[lo5750ul]

Just had a thought, shouldn't this topic have been posted in HT B&amp;M?