Myspace pickup lines

[Shelly21]

Someone sent me this.

Subject: Hi
Body: Your profile looks normal enough, so what's really wrong with you?

I thought that was really charming compare to the same BS that I usually get, so I started to talk to him, until two of my friends told me that they got the same message from him.

I lit up on him and he confessed that he got it from some website with many Myspace pickup lines. :disgust:

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

 

[MustangSVT]

hi, are you hot? we dont get much females here, as you can see.

and the ones we get are, usually attention whores.

 

[xanis]

It's MySpace... something like this was bound to happen.

 

[Desslok]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Someone sent me this.

Subject: Hi
Body: Your profile looks normal enough, so what's really wrong with you?

I thought that was really charming compare to the same BS that I usually get, so I started to talk to him, until two of my friends told me that they got the same message from him.

I lit up on him and he confessed that he got it from some website with many Myspace pickup lines. :disgust:

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

You thought normal people actually use MYSpace????

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

Sure you are

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Shelly21

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

Sure you are

Sure they're your cousins

 

[gonzaga1751]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Someone sent me this.

Subject: Hi
Body: Your profile looks normal enough, so what's really wrong with you?

I thought that was really charming compare to the same BS that I usually get, so I started to talk to him, until two of my friends told me that they got the same message from him.

I lit up on him and he confessed that he got it from some website with many Myspace pickup lines. :disgust:

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

got a similar message thought it was real then five minutes later got the same exact message

 

[BatmanNate]

Clever, original, charming....yep, must be MySpace.












OH SNAP.

 

[Shelly21]

Just got this one,

Subject: Hey
Body: You.... Me..... McDonalads.....

if you're fiesty, I'll supersize.

I'm speechless.

 

[kami333]

hahaha

I wonder if that would work in a bar, "so where's your bf?" "I don't have one" "you look normal enough, what's really wrong with you?" <lol or slap!>

 

[Xonoahbin]

(Message from some random girl on an account I made with zero info)
[Yes, the next part was actually there]

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I've been helping my close friend find her a nice guy on here.
You seem her type. I think you are able to handle her wild side.

See her page here

See her page here links for me to add her.. lol. She's some stripper or something, by the looks of it. Pretty stupid.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Just got this one,

Subject: Hey
Body: You.... Me..... McDonalads.....

if you're fiesty, I'll supersize.

I'm speechless.

lol thats fvckin classy. i bet your panties dropped for him, lol

 

[daveymark]

thanks OP, rubbed one off

 

[notfred]

What do you expect from something like this? What can someone really say other than

I read your profile, you sound cool. I also share interest X that you said you like. Would you like to chat sometime? Here's my AIM screenname: me@aol.com

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: kami333
hahaha

I wonder if that would work in a bar, "so where's your bf?" "I don't have one" "you look normal enough, what's really wrong with you?" <lol or slap!>

You should always ask "Are you single" instead of "Do you have a bf".

Originally posted by: notfred
What do you expect from something like this? What can someone really say other than

I read your profile, you sound cool. I also share interest X that you said you like. Would you like to chat sometime? Here's my AIM screenname: me@aol.com

Hey, I saw your profile too, I can't believe you like riding bikes and you're a nerd. We're so similar! I can't even talk to you now.

 

[Cable God]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
hi, are you hot? we dont get much females here, as you can see.

and the ones we get are, usually attention whores.

Yes, she is VERY hot, well, IMHO she is. We were graced by her pics a few years ago.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: notfred
What do you expect from something like this? What can someone really say other than

I read your profile, you sound cool. I also share interest X that you said you like. Would you like to chat sometime? Here's my AIM screenname: me@aol.com

Hey, I saw your profile too, I can't believe you like riding bikes and you're a nerd. We're so similar! I can't even talk to you now.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Cable God

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
hi, are you hot? we dont get much females here, as you can see.

and the ones we get are, usually attention whores.

Yes, she is VERY hot, well, IMHO she is. We were graced by her pics a few years ago.

Pics?

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Someone sent me this.

Subject: Hi
Body: Your profile looks normal enough, so what's really wrong with you?

I thought that was really charming compare to the same BS that I usually get, so I started to talk to him, until two of my friends told me that they got the same message from him.

I lit up on him and he confessed that he got it from some website with many Myspace pickup lines. :disgust:

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

Damn, I was hoping you would fall for my pick up line. Time to move on to the next victem

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Someone sent me this.

Subject: Hi
Body: Your profile looks normal enough, so what's really wrong with you?

I thought that was really charming compare to the same BS that I usually get, so I started to talk to him, until two of my friends told me that they got the same message from him.

I lit up on him and he confessed that he got it from some website with many Myspace pickup lines. :disgust:

I'm still keeping the account, I'm monitoring my two young cousins.

So its only ok to hit on you over myspace if its original?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Cable God

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
hi, are you hot? we dont get much females here, as you can see.

and the ones we get are, usually attention whores.

Yes, she is VERY hot, well, IMHO she is. We were graced by her pics a few years ago.

Link please

 

[halik]

myspace...cesspool of humanity :thumbsdown: