Mysterious sea monster with razor sharp fangs which was washed up on Texas beach after Hurricane Har

[NAC4EV]

What on earth is it?
Mysterious eyeless sea creature with razor-sharp teeth and a tail washes up on a Texas beach after Hurricane Harvey

Hurricane Harvey didn't just displace people, it displaced sea creatures too.

Last week, Preeti Desai of the National Audubon Society took to Twitter for help identifying a mysterious creature she found washed onto a Texas City beach after Hurricane Harvey.

The apparently eyeless dead animal sported a mouth of razor-sharp teeth and a large cylinder-shaped body.

 

[IronWing]

I'm surprised Florida Man hasn't posted selfies of boinking it yet.

 

[thraashman]

I think I saw this movie with Kevin Bacon in the early 90's.

 

[Fenixgoon]

the tremors have come for us. we need kevin bacon, stat!

edit: ninja'd by thaashman!

 

[UberNeuman]

Ted Cruz in his natural form.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Sea platypus? Really though it looks to be some sort of eel.

 

[1sikbITCH]

Maybe it's a baby this:

 

[Thebobo]

Aplatophis chauliodus

https://www.theguardian.com/environ...mystery-of-the-texas-eyeless-sea-beast-solved

 

[Paratus]

I think I saw this movie with Kevin Bacon in the early 90's.

I thought it was the lamprey monster from Leviathan

Aplatophis chauliodus

https://www.theguardian.com/environ...mystery-of-the-texas-eyeless-sea-beast-solved

Guess not n

 

[devBunny]

Aplatophis chauliodus [fangtooth snake-eel]

https://www.theguardian.com/environ...mystery-of-the-texas-eyeless-sea-beast-solved

"My hovercraft is full of these"

(From the Guardian comments section. Credit to Mikko)

 

[BurnItDwn]

So, its more or less not even bigger than about 3 feet long .. meh

 

[Atreus21]

Looks like a turd with teeth.

 

[alien42]

big eels live in the oceans and Gulf of Mexico, news at 11.

 

[alien42]

Looks like a turd with teeth.

what a coincidence - https://twitter.com/SWGaspar/status/907677461487538176/photo/1

 

[IronWing]

Looks like a turd with teeth.

We all said about every candidate ever.

 

[Starbuck1975]

Category I Kaiiju

 

[Moonbeam]

Leave it to a scientist to take one less mystery off the table before I die. I wish somebody had the answer to the detective who proved we reincarnate via past lives regression,

 

[kage69]

Some kind of eel from someplace deep would be my guess.

Edit: I missed the link doh

 

[UberNeuman]

Category I Kaiiju

lol...

 

[Starbuck1975]

lol...

That's the spirit meme boy. Stick to what you're good at!!!

 

[UberNeuman]

That's the spirit meme boy. Stick to what you're good at!!!

I think, you and I, have a grand relationship. You keep talking and I keep not caring. lol...

 

[ImpulsE69]

Magnum size Killer Condom?

 

[Starbuck1975]

I think, you and I, have a grand relationship. You keep talking and I keep not caring. lol...

That's why you are responding to posts I made over a week ago in threads I've already forgotten about. Guess you will have to find someone else to nipple twist meme boy.

 

[UberNeuman]

That's why you are responding to posts I made over a week ago in threads I've already forgotten about. Guess you will have to find someone else to nipple twist meme boy.

Note to class: this is when the veneer of respectability crumbles and the true self emerges.

 

[werepossum]

We all said about every candidate ever.

lol +1

I would have lost money when I opened this thread and found no picture of Trump.