Mystery package!

[Spoooon]

You can truly buy anything on Amazon. I'm gonna put these on the tail hitch of ma truck. Yee haw.

What about this? http://www.amazon.com/Lake-Forest-An..._sbs_indust_19

Could make it into one of those zen water features for the office.

 

[wirednuts]

LOL let's look up all the things on Amazon that weighs 21lbs shipped.
http://www.amazon.com/Harman-Kardon-...ata/B00198F89A
http://www.amazon.com/Toastmaster-4-.../dp/B00197EDR4
http://www.amazon.com/Vital-Wheat-Gl.../dp/B0006ZN52O
http://www.amazon.com/Bogen-Classic-.../dp/B0002BSS1K

This one is 22lbs, but it's pretty cool.
http://www.amazon.com/Double-Bubble-.../dp/B001RY59P4

oh shit! you might have come close! i remember i asked her about the toaster oven she has, how much i wanted one! i completely forgot. she says it was an awesome one because it held 12" pizzas.

i would put MONEY on that. ups customer center closes at 6, but the pickup window is 8pm. i just went there and the guy said the truck is still out on deliveries... so come back between 7 and 8!

it has to be a toaster oven... which would be awesome!

 

[wischeez]

http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-TOB-40-Classic-Toaster-Broiler/dp/B004JMZGM2/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1331250935&sr=1-1

 

[wirednuts]

hmmm... im going to guess its this one- http://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach...253500&sr=1-52

and i am being completely honest, i have no idea what im picking up and if it is a toaster oven i dont even remember what brand she has. it was black though, if that matters.

get your picks in now!

 

[clamum]

Dead babies?

 

[rudeguy]

15 pound dildo and 6 pounds of lube?

 

[janas19]

15 pound dildo and 6 pounds of lube?

Lolz

 

[wirednuts]

its a convection oven!

http://www.amazon.com/Oster-TSSTTVMN...1260623&sr=1-1

i love my mom!

 

[janas19]

its a convection oven!

http://www.amazon.com/Oster-TSSTTVMN...1260623&sr=1-1

i love my mom!

SON OF A....

I should've KNOWN appliance! Derp

 

[wirednuts]

she knows me well. i mentioned you can get digital toaster ovens now and thats all she needed. i never thought i would get a convection though! now i can make bread? hahaha!

this thing is totally kick ass... i have an electric stove/range so it costs a bit of money just to cook a pizza.. and gets the apartment hot. not anymore!

 

[janas19]

Fu** me POST PIX lulz.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

nice, i wouldn't mind having one of those

 

[busydude]

I am jelly.

 

[LTC8K6]

Bought one of those for the company break room a while ago. It's great. No complaints.

 

[wirednuts]

she must have looked at the reviews! ill cook some cinnamon rolls tomorrow and post pics

 

[LTC8K6]

I should add that it gets abused in the break room, and it hasn't had any problems.

 

[rudeguy]

Was there a dildo inn the box too?

 

[LurkerPrime]

Its obviously alternator sized bulk beef.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Was there a dildo in the box too?

This. Make sure you don't throw it out. It might be lost somewhere in the packing materials.

 

[highland145]

This. Make sure you don't throw it out. It might be lost somewhere in the packing materials.

Him Mom sent him a dildo? New or used? D:

 

[wirednuts]

heh- another sticker on the door today! this time its 1.2lbs

i should be able to go pick it up around 6pm

this time i cant even imagine what it is. probably something for the kitchen again? (which is fine!)

 

[janas19]

Spatula and/or pizza slicer. To use with your oven.

 

[wirednuts]

Spatula and/or pizza slicer. To use with your oven.

yeah im thinking the same thing. she knows i have a cutter though, she bought me one last xmas

could easily just be something branded chicago bulls too!

 

[rudeguy]

its a dildo