:hmm: Good point.
In zombie movies though, something stupid is done, or, as in this case, NOT done, that results in catastrophe.
Now that the guy had been gnawed on by a zombie, shouldn't the police shoot him in the head too just in case?
And Double Tap!
Nope, cheek meat.
I made a stew out of his ears, nose, pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good. Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy. In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did.
Miami police are trying to figure out exactly why a naked man would attempt to chew off the face of another man. As if straight out of a zombie movie, police shot dead a naked man Saturday who had mauled up to 80 percent of another man’s face, according to the local NBC 6 station. “Seventy-five to 80 percent of his face was missing, and he was actually swallowing pieces of the man's face,” a law enforcement official said. Sources tell the Miami Herald the attacker also tried to gouge out his victim’s eyes.
Miami’s WSVN-Fox 7 talks to a man who was riding his bicycle when he came upon a scene he described as out of a horror movie: “And the guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, 'Get off!'” he said. “You know it's like the guy just kept eating the other guy away like ripping his skin.”
A police officer then approached and told the man to step away from the victim, “and the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled,” according to the witness. The officer then fired, but the attacker didn't stop chewing off his victim's face until he was killed, according to WSVN.
Wow a second incident of this occurred, it's on tv right now. They suspect it's some kind of designer drug gone bad. In the Kendall area.
That's the coverup, man! Don't you know that's what they're going to say now that we have patient zero? Keep the public calm, don't panic them, say it was drugs.
Zombie took a bullet and just kept on munching on a guys face!
I'm not saying these are actual zombies, but if you were going to make up a plausible cover story for a real zombie outbreak the designer drug thing is probably what you would use.
I'm not saying these are actual zombies, but if you were going to make up a plausible cover story for a real zombie outbreak the designer drug thing is probably what you would use.
What the fuck!
I need a gun, NOW.
You and I buddy are NOT safe; they want BRAINS and will chew through your eyes to get to them; no fing respect zombies these days. I remember the day when they would promise not to eat your eyes, but no longer!Today's zombies are trying to eat healthy. You are safe.
Oh shit.
It's begun; good luck and godspeed, everyone.
I'll be loading about 100 magazines tonight. An empty magazine is a worthless one.
now seriously you are arming yourselfs against zombies!?!?!?!?I'll be loading about 100 magazines tonight. An empty magazine is a worthless one.
well you can always follow this ruleIt's started people...zombies picked the best to start with. I think our new found Haiti people introduced this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serpent_and_the_Rainbow_(film)
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now seriously you are arming yourselfs against zombies!?!?!?!?
geeeeeeee stop seeing television folks it does bad for you
in the other side
i am so glad to see that the war on drugs in usa is actually paying off:whiste:
from people stealing for their dose
to people eating people
wow thats an improvement
with the new drug the robbery rate will go down
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well there is also the option for a bunkerAn empty magazine is a worthless one. Haven't you seen the movies where they're outta bullets? Me, no problem, just slap another one in. That's 3000 zombies i can fend off with a shot each. Now for safety assume 3 shots per, so 1000 zombies.
My neighbors have similar abilities so our little block could handle at least 10000 zombies. I like those odds.
Some smart person can figure out a mag dump takes 15 seconds and at least 90 seconds to reload a mag. If that's not an easy derivative for you math geeks I don't know what is. How long before I can't be ready to fire?
well there is also the option for a bunker
zombies are unintelligence so they can not enter the bunker
and by the way how long a zombie can live???
lol zombies come one be seriousThe bunker is my last refuge. I'd rather pick them off at long range before then.
lol zombies come one be serious