Naked on Security Devices at Florida Airport Would You Care?

[Texmaster]

A new kind of security is being tested where you will be displayed in all your nakedness.

The airport security systems of the future can see through clothes for weapons, sniff a person for explosives and determine what's in a bottle without opening it.



Would you care?

Link

 

[Viper GTS]

If I was the operator I'd have a problem with it, 95% of the people I see day to day need to keep their damn clothes on.

.o(Aww damn, Rosie's coming through again. It's YOUR turn to screen her, I had to do it last time!)

<shudders>

Viper GTS

 

[brxndxn]

Sounds invasive and unnecessarily extreme to me... Also, airports that fight the drug war too is totally ridiculous.

 

[Cattlegod]

no, it wouldn't bother me at all.

knowing that everyone has been screened and that there are no weapons, etc on board is worth it.

 

[MichaelD]

<< no, it wouldn't bother me at all.

knowing that everyone has been screened and that there are no weapons, etc on board is worth it. >>



I agree. I'm not shy, let'em lookee all they want.

 

[StormRider]

I will never fly.

Let's just say, I get significant shrinkage even in a tropical jungle climate.

Let's just say, my friend sometimes acts like a frightened turtle.

Let's just say, that gaining 30 pounds from my current job doesn't help.

 

[Texmaster]

<< If I was the operator I'd have a problem with it, 95% of the people I see day to day need to keep their damn clothes on.

.o(Aww damn, Rosie's coming through again. It's YOUR turn to screen her, I had to do it last time!)

<shudders>

Viper GTS >>



LOL Viper

 

[Texmaster]

<< I will never fly.

Let's just say, I get significant shrinkage even in a tropical jungle climate.

Let's just say, my friend sometimes acts like a frightened turtle.

Let's just say, that gaining 30 pounds from my current job doesn't help. >>



What about the phrase "you seen one......"

 

[Fausto]

<< Let's just say, that gaining 30 pounds from my current job doesn't help. >>



Hehe...I read in Men's Health that every 30 lbs lost is worth an extra inch down there...guess the reverse is true as well </me spits out Hostess Ding-Dong>

Personally, I agree with Cattlegod....I really just want to get to my destination with no drama and they can look at my dork all they want if it will insure that everyone is not carrying any weapons. Of course you know it would only be a matter of time until some geek screener figured out a way to save the more interesting images and upload them to www.nekkidairpassengers.com or something.

Fausto

 

[Hammer]

Doesn't bother me. Although if they are female, they will have to learn to control themselves.

 

[Fausto]

<< Doesn't bother me. Although if they are female, they will have to learn to control themselves. >>


I'm sure that all screeners will have had extensive training in "how to stifle laughter"

Fausto

 

[luv2chill]

Kramer: Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say, 'Enjoy the show.'

l2c

LOL@Fausto1!!! Ouch!

 

[Hammer]

What? Were you behind me?



<<

<< Doesn't bother me. Although if they are female, they will have to learn to control themselves. >>


I'm sure that all screeners will have had extensive training in "how to stifle laughter"

Fausto >>

 

[911paramedic]

The scanner that can see through clothes leaves nothing to the imagination, and the bomb sniffer also can test for drugs. Both of these systems concern civil liberties advocates that these searches may go too far

How about my civil liberty right not to get flown into (or just plain blown up) into a building??

Somebody is going to light a fuse in their @ss before long because they have stuffed their colon with explosives. I don't know what the answer is, but make flying safe for the passengers and the people on the ground.

civil liberties advocates :Q

 

[Viper GTS]

Something else I just thought of:

Little kids & underage travelers...

How will that work?

I can just see a bunch of pedophiles applying for airport screening jobs prior to the little league world series.

Then again, I might be tempted to apply myself when cheerleading competitions come to town.



Viper GTS

 

[Fausto]

<< What? Were you behind me? >>


No, I was a few ahead of you in line.....you probably heard the screeners say, "Holy crap! This guy is huge!! Someone call Guinness and tell them there's a new record! God, how does he even walk without tripping on that thing?!?"

/me wakes up

*snort*....mmmph...what?....

/me looks down

Damn...I guess dreams really don't come true after all....

/me heads to the gym to lose 30lbs



Fausto

 

[Freejack2]

One of the questions is just what exactly its seeing beneath, if your talking about some vague x-raylike image, that's one thing, if it's more like you might as well take off all your clothes and walk through it (because it does that pretty much anyhow) then that's another thing.

 

[Fausto]

The image pretty much looks like you are naked and coated head to toe in pale green paint....doens't leave much to the imagination.

Fausto

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

No worries here. I would rather get nekkid for somebody via X-ray and a monitor than end up flying into or burning to death in a building.

 

[ShizNitz]

<<

<< Doesn't bother me. Although if they are female, they will have to learn to control themselves. >>


I'm sure that all screeners will have had extensive training in "how to stifle laughter" >>



now that's funny.

 

[Fausto]

Here's a link to an image from Rapiscan's website.

Chunky guy with a gun.

Fausto

 

[SSP]

I've seen something similar to this in a tech fair (i dunno what was the name, it was long ago). I don't remember if they showed full frontal nudity, but it sure was interesting.

 

[911paramedic]

Get back! He's got a.... phone?

 

[TapTap]

Hey all:
I work at Orlando Intl. Airport. These systems are effective believe me. Unless you have your nether region pierced, green genital blobs on your screen get old quick.
True:
The pierced comment is because a female airline exec was assigned to the viability study for her airline. It included testing. When I heard her "hoop" was showing I was ROFLMAO

 

[rickn]

I have flashbacks of the movie "stop or my mom will shoot" Remember she showed all the stewardess's his baby photos? Little John

As men pass by you'll have employees giggling. What about children?