Naked pilot, Flight Attendant charged after romp in woods - spotted by heat seeking helicopter!

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HARRISBURG, Pa. -- An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs...080520/NEWS07/80520066

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.

?They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially,? said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. ?That?s the best answer they had.?

The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

His only attire was a pair of flip-flops and a wristwatch.

Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor of Belleville was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor?s vehicle.

A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates.

The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.
 

shortylickens

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Jul 15, 2003
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The headline makes it seem as if the airline, the airplane and the airport were somehow involved.
They werent.


Does anybody give a shit what the day job is of a couple of drunk fools?
 

TwiceOver

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Dec 20, 2002
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?They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially,? said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. ?That?s the best answer they had.?

Do they need another answer. What would be the "best" answer? "Our clothes were on fire and I fell into her then back out then back in..." What exactly is the cop looking for in an answer?

Moron.
 

Finality

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Good to know the cops had to waste money using a helicopter to search for a naked man. Thankfully no real crimes where taking place!
 

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Originally posted by: Finality
Good to know the cops had to waste money using a helicopter to search for a naked man. Thankfully no real crimes where taking place!

Everyone knows that cops wasting time and using a helicopter to respond to citizen reports of a naked guy and intoxicated woman is a waste of taxpayer money and time. The cops would have no problem explaining why they blew off citizen calls if the intoxicated woman later turned up sober and raped at the police station or some family was held hostage by some whack job off his meds running around in the woods. Actually a potential "real crime" was taking place and the police responded properly.
 
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