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Demon-Xanth

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
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Warning signs.

...seriously, do these stop anyone from doing stupid stuff?


Edit:
You can have a sign that says "Looking into the barrel of this gun and pulling the trigger may cause injury." and SOMEONE will see if that's true and thier family will sue because they didn't say death. So they change it to say death, and numbnut number two comes along and does it as well, and gets placed in a coma. Now, he didn't die so his family sues because he's in pain and it didn't say injury.

We should just have a general warning sticker that says "Not liably for any injuries or death caused because you're an idiot".
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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Originally posted by: leftyman
God

God is more useful than a necktie. A LOT more useful. Especially when you can convince people yours is the one true god and that he needs your money to spread the gospel.
 

judasmachine

Diamond Member
Sep 15, 2002
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Society. It seems we'd all be happier swinging from branches blissfully unaware of pretty much anything. Instead we wake up every day and slave away most of the day, sucking down junk, poisoning the atmosphere, littering the countryside, neffing on OT, etc.
 

grrl

Diamond Member
Jun 21, 2001
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I've always thought the electric can opener is a complete waste.
 

mwtgg

Lifer
Dec 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: grrl
I've always thought the electric can opener is a complete waste.

How so? You try opening a few dozen of cans per day manually.
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: grrl
I've always thought the electric can opener is a complete waste.

How so? You try opening a few dozen of cans per day manually.

Mmmm, diseased can opener spreading germs to other cans.
 

mwtgg

Lifer
Dec 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: grrl
I've always thought the electric can opener is a complete waste.

How so? You try opening a few dozen of cans per day manually.

Mmmm, diseased can opener spreading germs to other cans.

You know how we do.

Botulism is delicious, by the way.
 
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