Names you probably should'nt give your children

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kazeakuma

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: mithrandir2001
I know a Michael Hunt. Mike Hunt. Why would you name your kid this?

I know a Michael Hunt as well, no one is allowed to call him Mike though. He flips, you have to call him Michael.

 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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Real names




Mammoth errections
Harry Wacker
Miracle Fingers
A. Monster
Archimedes I. Zzzyandottie
David Belches
Elizabeth Rectanus
Fook You
I. Smell
Don Terror
 

Piano Man

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Dick Whitham.
Dick Phuckt.

Dick Whitham....someone must live pretty close to me. Actually I get my car serviced at Dick Whitham Chevrolet.
 

Goosemaster

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Generally Funny Names
Dr. Waki Ho
Dr. Donald Hemphill--(I wonder if he's started a farm in California?)
Dr. Khan Do--Can do will do!
Dr. William Sexauer
Dr. Mohammed Behairy
Dr. Charles Halfpenny--(An indication of inflation)
Dr. Irving Bratt
Dr. Michael Anger
Dr. Duck Lim
Dr. Owen Bloodgood
Dr. Scott Oxenhandler
Dr. Shawn Kidder
Dr. Zachary Bloomgarten
Dr. Jerome Kornfield
Dr. Edwin Yellin--(Yellin' at who?)
Dr. Si Yoo
Dr. Samuel Grossberger
Dr. Barton Tanenbaum--(O Tanenbaum! O Tanenbaum!)
Dr. L. Douglas Pepper--(Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?)
Dr. Seymour Weiner--(Yes, it's really pronounced "Weener" I used "Winer" and was corrected.)
Dr. Theodore Dippy
Dr. Roy Dippy--(Yup, there are two Dr. Dippy's)
Dr. Flash Gordon
Dr. Indiana Cruz
Dr. Seymour Frankfurt
Dr. Frank Staggers
Dr. Bacon Moore
Dr. Mehmet A. Okay
Dr. Thomas Glasscock
Dr. Long Vu
Dr. Joseph Meek--(Bet he got beat up a lot as a kid!)
Dr. Diane Nightengale--(DR??? I think she's the overachiever in the family.)
Dr. Franklin Scarlett--(Franklin Scarlett, I don't give a ****!)
Dr. Aleksander Livshits
Dr. Diana Crook
Dr. Harry Bear
Dr. Andrea Blackburn-Brown
Dr. Hugh Hallmark--(I guess he invented the get well greeting card.)
Dr. Joy Steifel--(Funnier when read Steifel, Joy)
Dr. Frank Coco
Dr. Collin Herd--(Collin' a Herd of what?)
Dr. James Busyhead
Dr. C. Robert Crow
Dr. Joseph Hurt
Dr. Ninny Abraham
Dr. Maurice Beer
Dr. Felipe Bozzo
Dr. David Figg
Doctors with medically relevant names
Dr. John Looney--(Psychiatrist)
Dr. James D. Cure
Dr. Alden Cockburn--(Urologist)
Dr. John Heine--(Urologist
Dr. Gary Ricketts
Dr. John Spine
Dr. Cynthia Rasch
Dr. Bonnie Beaver--(Gynecologist)
Dr. Lana Cain
Dr. Edmond Lipp
Dr. Phillip Hipps
Dr. Evan Lipkiss
Dr. Charles Paine
Dr. Maroon Dick
Dr. Michael Achey
Dr. H'doubler Peter
Dr. David Dickoff
Doctors who have rhyming names
Dr. Read McGhee
Dr. Samuel Emmanuel
Dr. Tzu Lu
Doctors who share their names with famous people
Dr. Michael Jackson
Dr. Steve Martin
Dr. Leonard Bernstein
Dr. Pamela Anderson
Dr. Frank Sinatra
Dr. Steven Wright
Dr. Charles Daniels--(Nashville, TN)
Dr. Jimmy Carter
Dr. Elizabeth Taylor


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ThunderGirl

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When I was going to a catholic high school there were a set of brothers Eric and Ryan Knauff and there dad's name was Jack...They hated it when anyone introduced their dad. Mr Jack Knauff


My husband told me once, I can't remember if it was ppl he went to school with or a family he knew or what not exactly anyhow they named there kids Ima Hogg and Urma Hogg. (Hope I spelled the last name right and got the story right)

Anyhow funny what ppl do to their kids. I guess I am not so bad after all
 

zeon

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i've always been partial to "Mike Oxbig" in fact whever possible i have that name put on any semi-important documents of mine (student cards have always been a favorite)

and once i knew an asian girl named Nie Sass (say it aloud)...
 

wfbberzerker

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Apr 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: SillyClown
I work at a call center and since I become bored very easily I write the names down of individuals that call that have peculiar names. Some may seem hilarious and others just rather..well peculiar:

Bemisdarfer
Willie B. Wright
Pleggenkuhle
Harshbarger
Terri Tetit
Shakiba Saba
Kelli Purkapile
Teresa Updike
Iamla Middaugh
Robin Duckworth
Dung Ngo
Sabrina Fourkiller
Rowdy Ray Nail
Kelly Chubb
Rolla Rink <-----its a guy too! who would do this to their child??
Neal Kloberdanz
Blanca Boom
Shobe Littlelight <-----I think that is a cool name
Delicia Reeves
U-Fonzo Smith
Gary Smalllegs
Mary Goose
Lorena Philpott
Cindy Kill
Sarah Buns
Pinky Peake
Elliot BuffaloChief <------obviously indian
Greg Frickey <-----(WTF?)
Flomo Blamah <-----no comment
Ina Bushyhead


craziness I tell you
hahah those are great

flomo blamah hahahaha
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
My Mom has a friend who's daughter married a guy with the last name of Freelove. His mom's name is Sharon. Sharon Freelove.

I knew a guy named Frank Truelove.

He was really nice.

:Q
 

Aquaman

Lifer
Dec 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: KEV1N
Originally posted by: klee58
Gay Pron. :Q His (her?) parents must've been on crack.

I would venture to guess that his parents weren't 31337 hax0rs and didn't know what pron was.

Damn............. he/she/it is like Pat on SNL............ can't tell what it is

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

johneetrash

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Jan 3, 2001
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in junior high there was a guy named richard smallwood.

[edit] ahh cant forget this guy. that'd be funny if his middle name was Uber or somethin
 

Tranquility

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Apr 14, 2002
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came across list of funny names doing a search (many in german).

www.marc-leisegang.de/namen.html

few from the list:
Agi Tation
Al Ephant
Al Koholic
Allyson Wonderland
Andi Lope
Ben Dover
Ivana Humpalot
Ivana Tinkle
Marie Nade
Mary Krissmas
Mike Rosoft
Mira Stinkshier
Nick O'Tean
Nico Laus





 
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