NASA to reveal a discovery that will impact the search for extraterrestrial life

[rudeguy]

Wow, 3 female astrobiologist making the announcement. Maybe they found extra-terrestial lesbians out there. :awe:

pics or ban

 

[silverpig]

Wow, 3 female astrobiologist making the announcement. Maybe they found extra-terrestial lesbians out there. :awe:

Or better yet, les-bots! They have come for our petroleum oil!

 

[mcmilljb]

I thought this would be big news, but there seems to be an absense of a certain extraterrestrial piece...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

 

[Rage187]

Wow, 3 female astrobiologist making the announcement. Maybe they found extra-terrestial lesbians out there. :awe:

If they are anything like my wife's work, all they'll announce is how much of a bitch the other women are.

 

[Bateluer]

Think its related to that mysterious con-trail from a few weeks back?

I'm going to bet its going to be that they made first contact with the Vulcans.

 

[alkemyst]

If it was anything truly earth-shattering it would be immediately announced, no? They wouldn't wait for some silly conference.

They probably would just from the fact that if it's truly important they don't want a gazillion newscasters reporting off-the-cuff on it.

 

[Crono]

Mark my words: it will be exactly like that Dave Chappelle parody sketch of Deep Impact.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Because they are the only two groups who still believe there are 77 virgins out there . . . anywhere.

I'll bet you my next paycheck that we have more than 77 virgins on OT alone

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I want science not marketing.

 

[Judgement]

The announcement that they have an announcement to make on the 2nd will end up being more exciting than the actual announcement

 

[IronWing]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, members of the press. Today marks a milestone in the search for life "out there". Today we are pleased to announce that we have identified what appears to be outside funding. Thank you.

 

[Triumph]

Think its related to that mysterious con-trail from a few weeks back?

I'm going to bet its going to be that they made first contact with the Vulcans.

A guy took a picture from the exact same spot on the Cali coast, at the exact same time the next day, and found that United 735 or whatever the hell it was made the exact same contrail along that exact same path. Nothing mysterious.

 

[DangerAardvark]

A guy took a picture from the exact same spot on the Cali coast, at the exact same time the next day, and found that United 735 or whatever the hell it was made the exact same contrail along that exact same path. Nothing mysterious.

So what you're saying is that it was a covert United Airlines super secret black op project to seed the clouds over California with experimental gene therapy drugs?

 

[Nintendesert]

BS it was a contrail, that was the second gunmen that killed Kennedy.

 

[Triumph]

So what you're saying is that it was a covert United Airlines super secret black op project to seed the clouds over California with experimental gene therapy drugs?

United can't even get me from Syracuse to DC within 5 hours of scheduled departure time. Do you think they're capable of executing a super secret black op project?

 

[RavenSEAL]

 

[richardycc]

Seti 2.0?

 

[iGas]

OMG. They just announced that they discovered fleas on Uranus.

Don't you mean clingons.

 

[alkemyst]

I wasn't supposed to say anything until 2PM today (24 hours ahead of NASA)...but it's been well-known for a long time now that Saturn's moons were going to be the last shot at finding life in our solar system. Any farther out and things just get too cold.

That said, it's now 100% accurate that I am both the hottest and coolest bio-organism in our own solar system.

Pretty awesome, eh!

 

[dud]

That said, it's now 100% accurate that I am both the hottest and coolest bio-organism in our own solar system.

Pretty awesome, eh!

You are a legend in your own mind.

 

[shiner]

Because they are the only two groups who still believe there are 77 virgins out there . . . anywhere.

I dunno...there are some pretty ugly women that work for the HMO we share a building with. Can't imagine any of them ever being on the receiving end of a dickin.

 

[Doggiedog]

More speculation

 

[Doggiedog]

Maybe it's this?

 

[bignateyk]

I dunno...there are some pretty ugly women that work for the HMO we share a building with. Can't imagine any of them ever being on the receiving end of a dickin.

I'm sure they found some poor drunk bastard in college who would sleep with them.

 

[SKORPI0]

Update:

Is life on other planets possible?

NASA has discovered a bacteria that may indicate life on other planets.