Nastiest shizz to happen in a fast food place ever

[honkee]

First off no pics, use your brain/s on this one people.
So im at the local popyeyes gettin a spicy chicken sandwich earlier today.
Had to use the restroom while i was there and while i was entering the bathroom and closing the door, i hear a loud ass squeak.
Look down at the door and what do you know, a big ass mfing rat got caught in the door while i was closing it.
His body is split in half at this point and i scream like a lil bitch and dropped the key in the toilet(in the ghetto joints u have to get a key to use their bathroom).
I mean this mfer was big, could have been splinters stunt double from tmnt.
i told the dude at the counter about that ****** and told them to clean it up asap, i requested a refund on my sandwich and got the ****** outta there.
Im pretty sure those indian dudes deep fried that sucka after i left.
I dont think u guys can fathom what i just saw.
Blood was dark red btw.

Cliffs:
1. get a sandwich
2. use the restroom and close the door on a rat.
3. For all i know it could have been a reincarnated ex-gf tryin to check out how the wang looks now.

 

[michaels]

lolol

 

[Yossarian]

hahaha great story

 

[DnetMHZ]

haha.. you live in the ghetto.

 

[swtethan]

yum

 

[nakedfrog]

That's not so bad.

 

[bobbybe01]

Rats sounds like a terrible story

 

[FoBoT]

awesome story

 

[stinger25]

#3 is teh funniest! :laugh:

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
awesome story

 

[honkee]

You know all the chicken joints are in the ghetto

 

[Spineshank]

Best thread this week.

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: honkee
You know all the chicken joints are in the ghetto

Yeah, why the hell is that, there's a KFC, Popeyes and Churches all within a half-mile radius here.

 

[CraKaJaX]

a key to use the bathroom? wtf?

 

[Baked]

You make Brian Gumble look like Malcom X.

 

[gigapet]

now if you could have just fallen and hit your head during all this you could be a millionaire

 

[Crescent13]

ROFLMAOBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

My piano teacher said he went to an indian restaurant, and there was a little mouse crawling around on the floor. When the waiter came back, he told him "that's not good for buisiness", and the indian guy said "oooh, very hard, very hard to catch" *add a very strong indian accent when you read it*.

 

[honkee]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
a key to use the bathroom? wtf?

its a key attached to a big ass piece of wood, with the markings "bathroom" on it.
I guess some employess must be dumb as a brick

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
a key to use the bathroom? wtf?

I live in a upper-middle class area (not the ghetto by any means), and at the dentist, the Game Crazy store, and one other, you need a key to use the bathroom.

 

[sp1nfer]

damn

why didn't you help the little dude? He might have helped you in the future...you know karma is both a bitch and a bride when you administer it well

mmm, spicy rat SPLAT..

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: honkee

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
a key to use the bathroom? wtf?

its a key attached to a big ass piece of wood, with the markings "bathroom" on it.
I guess some employess must be dumb as a brick

they dont want you to walk away with the key or lose it down the drain

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Sick, that's for sure... but my story tops that one...

I used to manage a subway, and one of our "customers" pulled the prank to end all pranks on us. I sent an underling to clean the restroom after the lunch rush ended. He comes back with a quizzical look, and asks... "Hey, when did we start using that light tan colored hand soap?" I replied that I didn't know what he was talking about, so I went to look. Sure enough, the soap dispenser (see-through plexiglass) is filled with a very uniform, light tan-colored soap instead of the usual white soap. My first thought was that maybe the soap had an expiration date or something and "went bad". But... upon further investigation of the dispenser, I was shocked to find that someone had placed a poopie into it! I cringe when I try to think about how many customers washed their hands with that crap. (pun intended). I quit after that.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: honkee

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
a key to use the bathroom? wtf?

its a key attached to a big ass piece of wood, with the markings "bathroom" on it.
I guess some employess must be dumb as a brick

they dont want you to walk away with the key or lose it down the drain

Like when someone sees a dead rat, screams like a bitch, and drops it in the toilet.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: sp1nfer
damn

why didn't you help the little dude? He might have helped you in the future...you know karma is both a bitch and a bride when you administer it well

mmm, spicy rat SPLAT..

Sounds like he was already split open before the op even had the chance to help.

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: michaels
lolol