A couple of years ago, was in B'ham one afternoon (takin a cert test)
Stopped at the Galleria to pick up a present for the wife.
Lunchtime, so figured I'd get something from TB in the food court.
This doped-out crackwhore was at the register.
Aphasic, drooping eyes...complete dumba$$ skank.
Anyway, after I ordered, she took my money.
Then, as she opened the drawer to put it away, she made a big show of slapping her forehead.
Then starting mumbling about how she "forgot to ring up" some item of mine and "would just take the money" for it out of the change or something.
I let her roll with that for a minute, then asked "OK, now wait, explain to me what's going on."
She then proceeded to make another big show (think shell game operator) about what money was where, etc. etc.
I watched her left hand, in which she palmed the money for the item she didn't ring up.
I let her roll with that a minute, while the food was being prepped.
Then when the tray came, I noticed they forgot the drink (which is what she hadn't rung up).
So *I* made a big show of saying:
YOU FORGOT MY DRINK...AND AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT THAT MONEY IN THE DRAWER?
THAT MONEY...RIGHT THERE (pointing)...IN YOUR LEFT HAND.
Someone else prepped the drink, but I didn't touch it just in case they were her buddy.
Man but that doped-out b*tch stared me down and cussed me out the WHOLE time I sat in the food court eating.
Of course, that could have been because I just laughed and laughed as her dumb dope-addled a$$!