Natalie Portman = Lesbo

[iLoveDivX]

Oh hell yeah!!! Natalie = Lesbo = ULTRA HOT

If you wish for this thread to stay unlocked please do not post any links that show Miss Portman with her hand down her pants.

 

[UNCjigga]

OMG SHE DATED MOBY??? WTF??? THAT OTHER POSTER IS RIGHT, "DORK IS IN!"

But yea, now I will have fantasies about 3-ways with Natalie, thanks...

 

[Orsorum]

Eh, it's her life. Let her live it.

If you actually read the article, it clears up a lot of the hype.

(btw, repost)

 

[Red Dawn]

If she were to strap it in she could probably pass for a pubescent teenage boy. I hear she is a favorite in Monasteries and among Catholic Priests.

 

[StattlichPassat]

That doesn't make her not straight- she's still one of the hottest women I can think of. :Q

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
If she were to strap it in she could probably pass for a pubescent teenage boy. I hear she is a favorite in Monasteries and among Catholic Priests.

Uncalled for.

 

[Red Dawn]

Uncalled for.

Wrong, very called for

 

[GTaudiophile]

PICS???

 

[Moonbeam]

I wear a dress.

 

[Red Dawn]

she's still one of the hottest women I can think of.

Yeah if you find Flat Chested Mannish girls hot.

 

[Ramsnake]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

she's still one of the hottest women I can think of.

Yeah if you find Flat Chested Mannish girls hot.

 

[Red Dawn]

How to piss off dorks and dweebs.

Lesson#1. Insullt Natalie Portman

Lesson#2. Insist that the DMB is not the greatest group ever

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Lesson#1. How to piss off dorks and dweebs. Insullt Natalie Portman

And call their computers slow.

 

[NewSc2]

natalie portman and jessica alba.

 

[Michael1897]

i think she's hot
but if she had a bigger rack her head would look more rightly proportioned

 

[Modeps]

how bout: bisexual portman? mmmm

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Michael1897
i think she's hot
but if she had a bigger rack her head would look more rightly proportioned

Nah, that's part of what makes her so sexy: her long, sleek body.

 

[Red Dawn]

but if she had a bigger rack her head would look more rightly proportioned

She does have a huge Noggin.

Nah, that's part of what makes her so sexy: her long, sleek body.

At 5' there's nothing long about her.

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Lesson#1. How to piss off dorks and dweebs. Insullt Natalie Portman

And call their computers slow.

WTF!?!?!? MY COMPUTER'S NOT SLOW!

NATALIE PORTMAN IS HOT AND DON'T DISS HER!

...

oops.

 

[Red Dawn]

I hear on the set they call her Nate

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
At 5' there's nothing long about her.

*cough* 5'-4"

Those 4" add a lot

 

[Beau]

NataliePortman.com

There's a write up on the sudden flood of emails regarding that article on IMDB/Rolling Stones here.

 

[Red Dawn]

Those 4" add a lot

Not to her boyish chest

 

[flavio]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

but if she had a bigger rack her head would look more rightly proportioned

She does have a huge Noggin.

Nah, that's part of what makes her so sexy: her long, sleek body.

At 5' there's nothing long about her.

I agree, she's really not that attractive. I've seen pictures of her at the beach and the combination of flat chest, big hips and shapeless legs make her just awkward looking.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
How to piss off dorks and dweebs.

Lesson#1. Insullt Natalie Portman

Lesson#2. Insist the the DMB is not the great group ever

Mwahaha...