Need a caption

[MrScott81]

We're having our annual holiday gift exchange (white elephant style) and my gift is going to be an autographed picture of myself inside a nice picture frame (so there is actually value to the gift )

I wanted to write something witty/funny on the picture itself.

I have come up with a few ideas, but I want a home run caption.

Go ATOT!

 

[IronWing]

"Underneath these clothes, I'm completely naked."

 

[Kadarin]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

 

[Pardus]

removed

 

[John Connor]

Not very good at this. Do we get money?

"When life hands you lemons here's my picture."

"You have 5 seconds to guess who's famous."

"Ladies please hold your orgasms." LMAO!

"Roses are red violets are blue see this signature that's me not you." LOL!

 

[highland145]

You're welcome.

 

[Ichinisan]

"Derp!"

 

[manimal]

res firma mitescere nescit

 

[highland145]

res firma mitescere nescit

are two translations in use. One is more formal - "A firm resolve is not easily broken" - while the other is somewhat, shall we say, more bastardized: "Once you get it up, keep it up."

 

[Sho'Nuff]

"Please go to the bathroom before you start masturbating"

 

[SandEagle]

"You don't buy a Picasso because you love the frame." -Joss Whedon

"I'm broke, biatch!" - sandeagle

 

[CZroe]

"CAPTION

NEEDED"



caps

 

[twinrider1]

I'd buy that for a dollar.
Stay classy, San Diego.

 

[BoomerD]

"I don't care enough about you to buy you a real gift."

this

 

[Sluggo]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

[stormkroe]

Normal: (male)
I found a tool for $20.00 or less.

Naughty:
Every box should have a little me in it.

 

[Soundmanred]

"I'm not Jennifer Lawrence"

 

[Oyeve]

"I curse because, fuck you"

 

[angminas]

You know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing.

LET ME OUT (pic is you clawing desperately at the frame)

I just took a tremendous dump. Please treasure this moment with me always. (date and time)

Don't hate the picture, hate the frame

 

[blackdogdeek]

"Who's awesome? THIS GUY!"

"Dear [recipientName1], I hope you enjoy this [holidayName1] gift and have a very [holidayAdjective1] [holidayName1]! [closing1], MrScott1"

 

[PlanetJosh]

"Me, myself and I for you"

"I'm here to entertain you"

"I heard you know someone who can help me get an audition"

 

[_Rick_]

"Yours forever"
or something similarly romantic.

 

[Howard]

I just took a tremendous dump. Please treasure this moment with me always. (date and time)

Don't hate the picture, hate the frame

I lol'd at both of these.

 

[Tweak155]

You know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

 

[vi edit]

I don't always give gifts, but when I do I give myself.

In Soviet Russia picture frame you!