Originally posted by: Beev
How old are you? Usually when I hear of people going back to school they're getting up there in age... Better late than never I suppose.
Originally posted by: Beev
How old are you? Usually when I hear of people going back to school they're getting up there in age... Better Nate than Lever I suppose.
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Nate & Lever could win you awards.
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Are dead baby jokes acceptable?
Originally posted by: Lola
Why do you need a joke for a speech class?
Originally posted by: Lola
Why do you need a joke for a speech class?
Originally posted by: FDF12389
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Nate & Lever could win you awards.
I'm graded by my peers, needless to say I think they'd be pretty pissed if I made them sit through that in night school.
Originally posted by: drum
this is acceptableOriginally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Duke Nukem Forever"
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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Duke Nukem Forever"
Two guys are at a bar at the top of the empire state building and one guy turns to the other and says "You know, if you jump off the wind currents will push you into the 6th floor window and you'll be unhurt.". The second guy says no way, so the first guy jumps off. And sure enough, he goes right into the 6th floor window and comes back up the elevator. The second guy says "that was a fluke, no way you could do that again." So the first guy jumps off again, and amazingly enough, right in the 6th floor window. Seeing this the second guy jumps, and falls right past the 6th floor window and smacks the ground. As the first guy returns, the bartender says "You know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Duke Nukem Forever"
Two guys are at a bar at the top of the empire state building and one guy turns to the other and says "You know, if you jump off the wind currents will push you into the 6th floor window and you'll be unhurt.". The second guy says no way, so the first guy jumps off. And sure enough, he goes right into the 6th floor window and comes back up the elevator. The second guy says "that was a fluke, no way you could do that again." So the first guy jumps off again, and amazingly enough, right in the 6th floor window. Seeing this the second guy jumps, and falls right past the 6th floor window and smacks the ground. As the first guy returns, the bartender says "You know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
You've got to tell it better than that dude.
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"Duke Nukem Forever"
Two guys are at a bar at the top of the empire state building and one guy turns to the other and says "You know, if you jump off the wind currents will push you into the 6th floor window and you'll be unhurt.". The second guy says no way, so the first guy jumps off. And sure enough, he goes right into the 6th floor window and comes back up the elevator. The second guy says "that was a fluke, no way you could do that again." So the first guy jumps off again, and amazingly enough, right in the 6th floor window. Seeing this the second guy jumps, and falls right past the 6th floor window and smacks the ground. As the first guy returns, the bartender says "You know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
You've got to tell it better than that dude.
He's the in the speech class. Let him tell it better. I'm the one bored at work after being woken up at 2AM by a fire at a neighboring house that melted the insulation on the overhead phone lines. First time I talked to a 911 operator without being in the same room.