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Ken g6

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i like something similar, take a screenshot of the desktop and use that as the background image. then hide all of the real icons, so theres nothing to click on. then watch as they diuble/triple/quadruple click all of icons on the background image and wonder ehy nothing happens.
Rotate screen orientation, swap left/right mouse keys.

I'd put these together. Take a screenshot of the desktop and rotate it 180 degrees. Hide the icons and taskbar, so the screenshot looks like the desktop upside-down. Then rotate the screen so the desktop looks normal. If you can invert his mouse pointer icon, even better. :twisted:

To those suggesting switching keys around, I have one word for you: Dvorak.
 

John Connor

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It takes a bit to set up but is very satisfying.

1) Get a screenshot of his desktop.
2) Make a custom error message in your favorite image software and paste it to the screenshot of his desktop.
3) Replace his desktop background image with the modified version.

The error message I liked was "The file pornstar.jpg is in use by another program and can not be closed."


LOL I was gonna say the print screen trick, but that one is just more awesome.

Add this for a more authentic feel. LMAO!

Harmless: Set mouse movement to slowest setting; switch left/right buttons.
Best used in combination with another prank, slowing victim's ability to recover.
 
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OutHouse

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Swap the m and the n on his keyboard.

had a jackass try that on me. Thanks to 7th grade typing class and a manual typewriter at home i type by touch and never noticed. He looked totally rejected when he came by all gloating thinking he got one over on me.
 

John Connor

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Modify host file.
Redirect google to bing.
Redirect facebook to myspace.
Redirect *whatever site* to *another site*

Sit back and enjoy the lols.


HAHAHAHA!! That's good too and I can think perhaps Google might like to redirect to porn.
 

Blue_Max

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Rotate screen orientation, swap left/right mouse keys.

Beat me to it, but it's the quickest and easiest. With Intel graphics, a quick CTRL-ALT-UP/Down/Left/Right is enough to rotate the screen, so a few magical seconds is all you need.
 

DrPizza

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HAHAHAHA!! That's good too and I can think perhaps Google might like to redirect to porn.
Not a great idea at work though. If there's a place on the company's website where you can put a PDF, create a custom PDF informing the coworker he's in violation of some rule. Something simple. "John, this is a work time, not surf time." Paranoia is as funny as annoyance. It's probably best at most companies not to seriously impede productivity.
 
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Muse

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It takes a bit to set up but is very satisfying.

1) Get a screenshot of his desktop.
2) Make a custom error message in your favorite image software and paste it to the screenshot of his desktop.
3) Replace his desktop background image with the modified version.

The error message I liked was "The file pornstar.jpg is in use by another program and can not be closed."
LOL This is good.
Task Scheduler. Make random crap start during the work day. Use your imagination, like funny web pages, random software, that sorta thing. Bonus: Have the web page Rick Roll your buddy.

Fake error messages. Create a text file and copy everything in the quotes to a new text file, 'x = msgBox("Message Body",,"Windows Title")', after that, save the text file with extension vbs. Make multiple fake error messages and combine this with the task scheduler for added fun so it seems like his computer is full of errors.

Modify his cursor. Modify the stock pointer cursor to one that is the spinning circle busy cursor.

Keyboard layout. Set his keyboard to Dvorak layout.
Uh, Jeez, don't forget this is a "war," it could end badly.
 
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Muse

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this is the best office PC prank I've ever pulled, and I've pulled too many to remember. This won't work in a lot of offices, but if they have a similar setup it's pure comedy gold.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2134655&highlight=prank
That was pretty good. I've had quite a few office jobs but have never felt secure enough to dabble in stuff like this, I mean you could get fired, right?

Pranks rule though, one of my favorite books is called Pranks!
 
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her209

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Find out what your coworkers ring tone is. Covertly place a Bluetooth speaker with builtin battery in the vicinity of your coworkers desk. Play coworkers ring tone at random times when he's at his desk and watch coworker fumble for his phone.
 

Phoenix86

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Find out what your coworkers ring tone is. Covertly place a Bluetooth speaker with builtin battery in the vicinity of your coworkers desk. Play coworkers ring tone at random times when he's at his desk and watch coworker fumble for his phone.

Oh god an annoy-a-tron with someone's ringtone. Annnnd they have something similar.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ihvg/

Just need to be able to upload a custom ringtone.
 

zmaster

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I changed the title of one of my colleges in active directory....she uses a mac so the odds of her seeing it were pretty slim...that was about 4 years ago...then she found out and i had to leave the country

 

Ichinisan

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Change the keyboard setting so Caps Lock is turned off by pressing shift.

Who uses Caps Lock deliberately?

That sounds like a helpful "prank" because it will be less disruptive when you accidentally enable Capslock.
 

zinfamous

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If they are a touch typer, then switching the keys on the keyboard won't make any difference since changing the caps doesn't actually change the button assignment, and since they aren't looking at the keyboard, they'll just type as normal.

However, if they are a finger typer, then yes that might screw them up.

actually, j and k works because j has the little "home key" tactile bit for your right index finger. Plenty of people home in by blindly aligning those f and j keys by touch. swapping j and k and/or f and d could provide a few minutes of lulz.
 

DrPizza

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Coworker is retiring this year. Looks like I'm going to be working with a couple guys in his department to annoy him as subtly as possible, so he doesn't have a clue someone's pranking him. Rarely used programs opening a couple times a week on their own. Annoyatron cricket & random scratching sounds. Etc. - anything we start, continue for the rest of the year. Introduce something new roughly every 2 weeks. E.g., when he gets back from lunch, task scheduler will have opened up a picture of his family; but just one or two days per week. Just enough to cause confusion. Will get permission first.
 

Red Squirrel

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Oh I used to have a blast with this at help desk. Couple ideas:

When he leaves his computer, go on it, take a screenshot without touching any of his stuff, minimize it all, hide the task bar, open paint, paste it, and set it as his desktop and close paint.

Or on similar note, write a batch file, something like a system error. Either make one up or mimick a "dll missing" error. Add a bunch of "pause" that redirects to equivalent of /dev/null (I forget how to do this in windows, been a while). Then run it full screen. I used to put something subtle like "Total system failure. You must reinstall Windows". It's funny to watch someone just staring at that screen all confused, because it's not a common error. Of course just ctrl+c will kill it, or if they try to reboot they realize it was a prank but at that point it's too late, their stuff is shutting down.

Hold windows key and E for as long as you can, when he steps away. This kinda kills the whole machine to the point it probably has to be rebooted though, so that's kinda mean. Basically it just opens a bazzilion explorer windows to the point of eating all the ram and cpu resources. That was a classic in college, just reach over to class mate's keyboard and try to hold it while he tries to force your hand away. This used to get violent. lol.

My favourite: Write a program that will randomly eject the CDROM drive, maybe something like at an interval of 1 to 6 hours. It will sometimes do it like 3-4 times in a day, some days it might only do it like once. It's going to be so seldom and sporadic that it will be hard to detect. Name the program svchost.exe and put it in system startup. Optionally, this program can also randomly make the PC speaker beep at a random frequency for a random durration, or play a random windows sound. I did this to a coworker's laptop and it went on for YEARS. I told him when I left the department. lol

Clear tape on ethernet cable is fun too if you want immediate results. Also, unplug it slightly, so when he notices and pushes it back in he'll think the prank is over. "haha very funny you just unplugged it a little bit" and then it still does not work.

In a computer lab setting where you want to prank everyone at once, the funest thing to do is to plug the mice, keyboard, and monitors all randomly into different computers. The amount of confusion this causes is hilarious.

pskill and psexec can be a lot of fun too. pskill winlogon makes the computer do the weirdest stuff, and eventually reboot.

Random popup messages are fun too. "The remote desktop sharing session has now ended".
 
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