Let's see. Good ones I picked up from here....
Cows do not belong in dairy farmers' pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears.
-- Evadman.
Your suggestion has been considered and rejected
-- Andandtech Mod
only 100 % all Amercan beef slides past these lips.
-- Baffled2
You sir are a hippocrite, and your english is no better then a 1st grader.
--RobCur
Just cause a motherboard is green like plants, doesnt mean you should be watering them
--Joe
Some people call them "cars" or "trucks;" I call them "dimensional transmogrifiers" because they change three-dimensional cats into two-dimensional ones.
--Unknown
"My God, we could go to war with Canada over this. I only pray there's an army platoon with the afternoon free."
--Unknown
Or the one currently in my Sig.