He can't even take a proper picture. He probably has bigger problems, like being retarded.
Worse than that... retarded in Michigan! D:
No need to pile on, I know, but I had tons of fun catching and keeping these little garter snakes, then letting them go, when I was a kid. Hell, in that last pic it looks like it could have been a worm.
OP now has to worry about the dead snakes mom and ten dads (garters have 10 dads of course) and each of his brothers from the ten dads and sisters and uncles and stuff, all of them are pissed at OP now planning their retribution. OP will wake up with them all on him one night and die from heart attack probably.