I picked: Never, I am the perfect model of an employee.
It's actually accurate, I have a pretty laid back job and don't have to put up with much BS. There's some, but it's rare.
Actually now that I think of it I am sometimes a smartass with people who start demanding a lot from us and are not even calling the right place but insist that we do something. But with my boss, or colleges, never.
Scenario that happened not too long ago: I get this call for a circuit trouble outside of our jurisdiction. It's a weird thing where we take over a certain part of the company at night and that part of the company USED to take care of that jurisdiction so we end up stuck with those calls at time but have zero info on techs that can be dispatched there. So anyway this guy is yelling at me over the phone about a very critical circuit that's down. So I ask him, "is it currently running on the redundant link, or are they actually both down?" Then he tells me there is no redundancy, so I say, "well I guess it can't be that important then". Which is true.. if it's that important then you better have redundancy, just because you have 24h support does not mean a tech will always be available or that he'll be able to figure it out instantly.