- May 15, 2015
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Don't worry my man. This all like, 100% and totally legit. And y'all know I would never lie to my ATOT "family." Before you get all warm and tingly there, by family, what I mean is a collection of people we don't really like each other but, like, but for reasons which are beyond the human capacity for understanding, we nonetheless keep finding ourselves back here.
Yeah, that wasn't very convincing. I really do own said safe. And you know this puppy is 'for real' fireproof cause that bitch is stuffed with asbestos - probably the rare kind that gives you mesothelioma 10-20x faster than the "nice" asbestos. Sigh.
I'll see if I can sell you the prequel later. For now, all you really need to is:
1. safe is locked
2. cannot get into safe.
No idea too ridiculous or worthy of a Darwin award.
Yeah, that wasn't very convincing. I really do own said safe. And you know this puppy is 'for real' fireproof cause that bitch is stuffed with asbestos - probably the rare kind that gives you mesothelioma 10-20x faster than the "nice" asbestos. Sigh.
I'll see if I can sell you the prequel later. For now, all you really need to is:
1. safe is locked
2. cannot get into safe.
No idea too ridiculous or worthy of a Darwin award.