Need help...Fake doctors note

[DrOff508]

I skipped out of work and now need to say i was in an accident. i just need something to say that i have a mild concussion and need to stay home for a few days. Please..anything will help

 

[scott916]

I'll come kick your ass if you want...

 

[techs]

This thread will not end well.

 

[Chryso]

DrOff508 was in an accident and has a mild concussion and should stay home for a few days.

There you go.

 

[BW86]

 

[DrOff508]

thnx bw86....little bitch

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[mugs]

Lulz... dumbass.

 

[Crusty]

I skipped out of work and now need to say i was in an accident. i just need something to say that i have a mild concussion and need to stay home for a few days. Please..anything will help

Why don't you just go to work like a responsible person?

 

[randay]

hope you get fired, fucktard.

edit: I'd actively try but Im sure someone else can cover it.

 

[BoomerD]

Dear DrOff508's boss,
He was in an imagined accident and is suffering from an imaginary concussion.
Please excuse him from work for a few days so he can play hookey.
Sincerely, DrOff58's Mom.

 

[KeithTalent]

You should call your fake doctor.

KT

 

[Gooberlx2]

Pay someone $20 to punch you in your face.

 

[Wheezer]

LMAO....dumbass.

 

[HybridSquirrel]

just punch your self in the face a few times.

 

[JD50]

McDonald's requires a doctors note when you need time off? Lame.

 

[Barfo]

Pay someone $20 to punch you in your face.

I'll do it for free :awe:

 

[alkemyst]

Post your work phone and office address here so us doctors can know who to call and where to send your note...

 

[EvilYoda]

LOL...this is going to be entertaining.

 

[JDub02]

dr's note for work? that's the craziest thing i've ever heard.

i just call in and leave a VM for my boss "i'm sick. i'm not coming in today. if it's pig flu, i'll see you next week."

 

[Turin39789]

You should call your fake doctor.

KT

ATOT is fake doctor

 

[chalmers]

Ah, this wins dumbass thread of the day.

 

[waffleironhead]

Tell them: as soon as you start paying for the doctor, I'll start showing you notes.

 

[CraKaJaX]

LOL...this is going to be entertaining.

It already is.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

In high school I volunteered at a hospital and they had pads of doctor's notes in the wide open. I took a pad home one day and scanned it in. I planned to sell it off to people who wanted to make fake doctor notes. I don't think I really carried it out. I don't even know where that pad went...