Need some help( a little revenge)

cman8884

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My wife has a guy in her office who likes to aggravate(flirting) her. He has the tendency to grab things off of her desk. She approached be with the idea of making her stapler shock him as soon as he grabs it. He doesn't actually use it so those gag gifts will not work. Any ideas?
 

HAL9000

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Just run a couple of cables from a car battery under the desk up through the desk and connect them both to a metal stapler...?
 

CallMeJoe

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Just run a couple of cables from a car battery under the desk up through the desk and connect them both to a metal stapler...?
12 VDC won't even give you a tingle.

OTOH, if you connect both terminals of a car battery to a metal stapler you'll likely melt the stapler and could burn down the desk it's sitting on...
 

crashtestdummy

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Sadly this would likely backfire as he might very well see it as flirtatious behavior.

Yup. He wants her to reciprocate the pranks and escalate the tension. Of course, that could add to the prank itself. Wind him up and them let him know he has no shot. (I'm a bad person)
 

PottedMeat

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charged photoflash capacitor connected to 2 separate isolated parts he's likely to touch :twisted:
 

HAL9000

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12 VDC won't even give you a tingle.

OTOH, if you connect both terminals of a car battery to a metal stapler you'll likely melt the stapler and could burn down the desk it's sitting on...

Yeah that works.
 

Rumpltzer

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Just run a couple of cables from a car battery under the desk up through the desk and connect them both to a metal stapler...?
Fail.


It'd be simpler to train a pony to bite off one of his vital organs. If that fails, chop up his parents and feed them to him in the form of chili.
 

BoomerD

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I gather that the OP's wife is tired of her job...and hopes that she'll be eligible for unemployment benefits.
 

joesmoke

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yo dawg if that was my girl id be all up in that dudes face and if he even thought about steppin id kick his ass up and down the block and then if the cops tried to interfere id kick they ass too cuz everybody knows cops are pussies thats why they became cops. thats what ANY real man would do.
 

HAL9000

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yo dawg if that was my girl id be all up in that dudes face and if he even thought about steppin id kick his ass up and down the block and then if the cops tried to interfere id kick they ass too cuz everybody knows cops are pussies thats why they became cops. thats what ANY real man would do.

What?
 

waitman

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She should tell him, Look you ugly fuck, You don't do shit for me and your flirts make you look like a dumbass, so fuck off.
 

olds

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Maybe, just maybe she should act like an adult and tell the guy to stop?
Oh, never mind. That's just crazy talk.

BTW, OP. I see your account is new. Be sure to stick around long enough to update this thread when she leaves you for the guy in the office.
 

Ichinisan

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Fail.


It'd be simpler to train a pony to bite off one of his vital organs. If that fails, chop up his parents and feed them to him in the form of chili.

This.

ah, the tears of unfathomable sadness!

Scott Tenorman Must Die
 

Texashiker

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Dec 18, 2010
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She should tell him, Look you ugly fuck, You don't do shit for me and your flirts make you look like a dumbass, so fuck off.

Best answer so far.

Or, if you wanted to be ruthless file a sexual harassment complaint with the supervisor.
 

MegaVovaN

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I second the camera capacitor idea...

take apart a disposable camera and leave on table... he grabbz it, oops.

Did that to myself accidentally
 

DrPizza

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Are you kidding me? Disposable camera flash? That's... startling. No more than that.

What the OP's wife needs is a Leyden jar.

And, of course, a way to charge it. She can even fill it with jelly beans or something. There are very few things that I work with regularly that I have as much respect for. Charged with a van de graaff generator that's at least at 80kV, they can pack one hell of a wallop. I was holding a charged one in one hand while opening a door with the other hand. I accidentally brought my opposite arm near enough to the electrode at the top that I got knocked on my ass. And, by knocked on my ass, I mean I literally went down to the floor from the shock. I've grabbed an electric fence 20 yards away from a 40 mile fence charger, and accidentally grabbed a steel fence gate with my opposite arm as it swung shut, completing the circuit (I was insulated from the ground.) That sucked. That sucked really bad. But, I'd rather do that again a dozen times in a row than get nailed by that Leyden jar again.

p.s. I'm more or less kidding about the Leyden jar - the larger ones can be fatal. This spark is wimpy compared to some of the ones that I've made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6_ADvpW0CA
Once it's charged up, it makes a great demo to students why you don't open things that say "warning, danger of electric shock, do not open" - even if they're unplugged. (Unless you're quite certain about what you're doing.)
 
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Lanyap

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I wouldn't use anything that would shock him. He may have a heart condition.

She is probably egging him on without realizing it. She just needs to ignore his antics for now.
 

Texashiker

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Umm... why not just report this to HR? That's how a professional would handle it.

Is it "really" worth having the guy fired over? If the HR department even "thinks" its sexual harassment they will probably fire the guy on the spot.

Do his actions justify possibly losing his home, long term embarrassment, mental distress, divorce,,,,,,, and everything else, just because he is being a pain?
 

Macamus Prime

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Are you in Texas? If yes, your wife has every right to shoot him in the face.

Honestly, tell her to tell him that she finds it very annoying and he needs to stop. If she pranks him back, he may think he is "getting somewhere" with her.
 
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