Need suggestions for a gift for me from Japan

[Dari]

Sounds like you and the wife are pretty rusty (or clueless) about how the whole gift thing works. What's the point in her buying you something that you select?

I'm going to take a wild guess that neither of you do anything for a living that requires even a hint of creativity.

Because I'm "picky and I have extremely high standards" (her words). Anything my kids get I would adore forever. But, if it's coming from an adult, I expect the person to know what I want and not fuck it up. Also, my wife is a statistical researcher, amateur painter and all-around tinkerer. She is very creative. Do not insult her.

 

[zinfamous]

you have kids?

This is the worst news of 2017 so far.

 

[zinfamous]

Something stupid like this

those square melons also taste horrible. The fruit develops no sugars/flavors or whatever because they are too busy trying to grow into weird shapes within those stupid boxes.

 

[IEC]

If you like green tea, Japan is great for green teas... as well as wife-approved tea cups and pots.

If you don't, well then I can't really help you.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[LevelSea]

She's in Japan for her bukkake debut? Or has she done it before?

 

[MrSquished]

A really nice Japanese Chef's knife.

Japanese knives > German Knives for work in the kitchen in almost every application

 

[Dari]

She's in Japan for her bukkake debut? Or has she done it before?

You're an interesting fellow. In my last ATOT thread you called my mom a whore. In this one you imply the same for my wife. I'm no psychoanalysts but I think you're projecting here. Do you come from a family of whores, gigolos and catamites? Does that make you angry?

 

[Dari]

you have kids?

This is the worst news of 2017 so far.

Yep, boy is 8, girl is 2. Best kids ever.

 

[Carson Dyle]

wife gift

Know someone went to japan, can bring me back something, what do I buy?

 

[KMFJD]