Need to Redo a Vasectomy

[Circlenaut]

Well, I learned something today. Apparently you can still cum after getting a vasectomy. I assumed it blocked everything, which doesn't make much sense now that I think about it.

Sperm, which travels through the Vas deferens, makes up between 2-5% of semen. Just that part stops flowing, everything else keeps coming out.

 

[destrekor]

Well, I learned something today. Apparently you can still cum after getting a vasectomy. I assumed it blocked everything, which doesn't make much sense now that I think about it.

Yeah - it just becomes baby juice without the baby makers. The baby makers are the only component blocked in that soup o' love recipe.

wait.. D: terrible description lol

 

[Circlenaut]

Whenever someone recognizes the moment, someone like you should point out and say, "Hey! Taking some semen to the doc, eh?"
If I were the one carrying said bag of semen, I'd probably awkwardly smirk and go, "dammit, yep. you snipped too, eh?" (I should be YEARS away from this, still a bachelor without any little spawns of Satan to call my own)

Hey, you never know, you might find the one carrying the paper bag to have the, imho, the more awkward brown paper bag specimen: a bag/cup full o' shit.

Seriously, I think I would feel more awkward bringing a stool sample than a semen sample. D:

I have Crohn's, so I've had to drop off stool samples before. First time I did it the nurse told me I didn't have to bring everything...

 

[EagleKeeper]

Never had a need/request fir a sample after mine was done.

Some MDs are good enough that there is no concern. However there was a choice of helpers, assistant or myself.

 

[destrekor]

Never had a need/request fir a sample after mine was done.

Some MDs are good enough that there is no concern. However there was a choice of helpers, assistant or myself.

Wait... like, you hold your junk while the doc snips?

If they need it raised, they can get a beautiful lady (oh please oh please) to do that task.
I plan to not once look the doc in the eye, not one even glance in the general direction of my junk, let alone place my hands near the area of operations. Too much blasphemy, I'll have no part in it aside from agreeing it's a good idea to get it done. From that point, I'm completely hands-off!

 

[TXHokie]

I had an infection at the incision two weeks after the deed. That sucked. Yeah dropping off the sample in a brown paper bag was awkward. But it's been great to shoot indiscriminately without having to worry about collateral damage.

 

[destrekor]

I have Crohn's, so I've had to drop off stool samples before. First time I did it the nurse told me I didn't have to bring everything...

As in, they just needed a small amount and you brought an entire bowel movement worth?

D:

A buddy had (er... has) that, at some LANs after eating sometime later he'd be tearing up the floor racing for the bathroom. I cared not to ever imagine the detail of Crohn's at that point, for hell, I didn't even know what it was.
Sometimes, curiosity + google + webmd is most certainly not an advisable combination.
I empathize, though. I hear management techniques help, but damn... I hate life enough when I had a bad day when my choice of eating and my body just didn't agree.

 

[Circlenaut]

As in, they just needed a small amount and you brought an entire bowel movement worth?

D:

A buddy had (er... has) that, at some LANs after eating sometime later he'd be tearing up the floor racing for the bathroom. I cared not to ever imagine the detail of Crohn's at that point, for hell, I didn't even know what it was.
Sometimes, curiosity + google + webmd is most certainly not an advisable combination.
I empathize, though. I hear management techniques help, but damn... I hate life enough when I had a bad day when my choice of eating and my body just didn't agree.

Yep and she said it very matter-of-fact "You know, we only need a small sample". Having worked as a med tech I feel extra empathy now for the tech that day.

It was bad during the first 10 years. Especially High School and College. Personally it's the lethargy, nausea and hungry ghost syndrome that gets me the most. Imagine feeling hungry all the time but unable to each because of nausea and bloatedness. I've been living a normal life finally since discovering Mediherb's Boswellia complex 3 years ago. I've since stopped taking all the nasty immunosuppressants.

 

[Jeff7]

I'm more interested in how you "Dropped off samples"

what does this mean?

A drive-by shooting, of sorts.

 

[Exterous]

Esshh - one more thing to make me leery of doing this.

ohh there is no non-awkward way of doing it. D: just none..

:hmm: What if you handed it to her and said "I jerked off in a cup for you."
Or maybe "Just an FYI there might be some makeup in there. I had to squeegee it off my wife's face."

Doesn't seem awkward to me

 

[RossMAN]

A drive-by shooting, of sorts.

Seriously how the hell are you not an Elite member, yet?

 

[datalink7]

:thumbsup:

I am just trying to imagine a non-awkward way of handing this to the receptionist, especially if its clear. So many opportunities for comedic intrusion.

"Hey, here's my cum."

 

[waggy]

Whenever someone recognizes the moment, someone like you should point out and say, "Hey! Taking some semen to the doc, eh?"
If I were the one carrying said bag of semen, I'd probably awkwardly smirk and go, "dammit, yep. you snipped too, eh?" (I should be YEARS away from this, still a bachelor without any little spawns of Satan to call my own)

Hey, you never know, you might find the one carrying the paper bag to have the, imho, the more awkward brown paper bag specimen: a bag/cup full o' shit.

Seriously, I think I would feel more awkward bringing a stool sample than a semen sample. D:

hahah

run up to them "high five! welcome to the i'm clipped club!" wooo!

 

[darkewaffle]

http://youtu.be/RTz8NgWvbQA

I learned about this from Scrubs years ago!

 

[waggy]

http://youtu.be/RTz8NgWvbQA

I learned about this from Scrubs years ago!

LOL

i loved that show.

 

[KeithP]

Shouldn't another text be done just to make sure that positive wasn't a screw up on their part?

-KeithP

 

[NetWareHead]

I have Crohn's, so I've had to drop off stool samples before. First time I did it the nurse told me I didn't have to bring everything...

Lmao

 

[iRONic]

Well, I learned something today. Apparently you can still cum after getting a vasectomy. I assumed it blocked everything, which doesn't make much sense now that I think about it.

WTF

 

[Sho'Nuff]

OP, this comes to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGgV-2JNnM

"Do you have any idea the physical toll it takes on a man to undergo and reverse 3 vasectomies!?!?"

Sorry to hear about your situation though. Can't imagine letting someone with a knife near my junk. . . at least not more than once.

 

[notposting]

Guy I knew had that problem but he had been cauterized, tied, etc....the lab was mixing up samples.

As for not that bad...a buddy of mine was in for like 3 hours during his. Plus a (young) nurse he vaguely knew from his church didn't excuse herself from the procedure...awkward . He said his balls blew up to grapefruit sized and full of blood for a few days. And then a guy at work who had been to the same doc and ran into problems told him afterwards about Dr. Hatchet.

 

[Harrod]

I'm more interested in how you "Dropped off samples"

what does this mean?

Direct deposit maybe?

 

[Benthere]

When I had my vasectomy the doc was pulling on the cords so hard it caused my head to tilt sideways. I always knew they were tied directly to the brain.

 

[fustercluck]

Dammit, I hate hearing bad stories about vasectomies. How often do they fail the first time?

 

[GTaudiophile]

I strongly considered getting one myself. Even went to the urologist.

Does quality of orgasm suffer at all?

 

[tboo]

Since the first time didnt work, do you have to pay the second time around?