efun, you might be an IRC Adict if you keep begging your friends to get an internet account so "we can hang out."
efun, you might be an IRC Adict if you keep on searching WINSCK.OCX from the internet for days, just to be able to run the WaR Utils.
efun, you might be an IRC Adict if, to avoid traffic, you tell your passenger to quit for a second and switch servers.
efun, you might be an IRC Adict if you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences.
efun, you might be an IRC Adict if you don't subscribe to a certain ISP because they don't offer unlimited time.
efun, you might be an IRC Adict if you feel like you want to strangle the inventor of the "script.ini virus."
efun, you might be an IRC Adict if you have a vanity car tag with your nick on it.