Neighbor is sunbathing nude...

[JulesMaximus]

My wife sent me an e-mail to notify me of this.

Um, take a pic? I want proof!

Dammit, why does this stuff always happen when I'm not home?

Note: She is cute too...

 

[tynopik]

My wife sent me an e-mail to notify me of this.

tell her you'll be right there to personally take care of the situation

 

[rh71]

double standards for sure

 

[Printer Bandit]

pic of email or shens.

 

[Ns1]

pics of wife?

 

[nakedfrog]

It's a trap!

 

[kage69]

tell her you'll be right there to personally take care of the situation

Agreed - sunscreen and misting bottle delivery inbound.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 71,543

Don't you know the god damn rules here?

Motion for lock, motion for ban, motion for nuke from orbit ........... after pics of neighbor and wife.


Naked.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

pics of wife rubbing lotion on hot neighbor?

FTFY

 

[amdhunter]

The lack of pics angers me more than #BLM.
F U OP.

 

[CraKaJaX]

The lack of pics angers me more than #BLM.
F U OP.

To make it worse, he posts this and then LOGS OFF.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[BoomerD]

To make it worse, he posts this and then LOGS OFF.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Maybe he went home to properly spank the nekkid neighbor lady. ()

 

[jwhorfin]

The lack of pics angers the lurkers as well...

 

[IEC]

His name was JulesMaximus.

 

[eng2d2]

Is it front or back

 

[Thebobo]

The lack of pics angers the lurkers as well...

Lurker indeed

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is it front or back

I asked. She was laying out front facing up. :'(

I dared not ask if she was shaved or not...

 

[jlee]

I asked. She was laying out front facing up. :'(

I dared not ask if she was shaved or not...

Out...front? Did you move, or are you still in a rather street-facing residential area?

 

[Artdeco]

I asked. She was laying out front facing up. :'(

I dared not ask if she was shaved or not...

If she's under 50, shaved...

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

If this were Jeebus he'd deliver.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Reminds me of a guy I used to work with & the early internet days. He arrived home late and drunk. He's looking at some "hot teens" site and he finds a girl we worked with (I saw the picture I'm pretty sure it was her). Coincidentally his wife knew her too. He said he was so excited about his find he had to tell someone so he charged into the bedroom, woke his wife up then realized how is he going to explain the website so he just said I love you honey.

He called me at 2am and left a message for me in his garage.

 

[Ns1]

Reminds me of a guy I used to work with & the early internet days. He arrived home late and drunk. He's looking at some "hot teens" site and he finds a girl we worked with (I saw the picture I'm pretty sure it was her). Coincidentally his wife knew her too. He said he was so excited about his find he had to tell someone so he charged into the bedroom, woke his wife up then realized how is he going to explain the website so he just said I love you honey.

He called me at 2am and left a message for me in his garage.

:thumbsup:

 

[SP33Demon]

pics of something or don't post!

 

[BlitzPuppet]

pics of something or don't post!

When it comes to Jules, let's go with the latter.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Out...front? Did you move, or are you still in a rather street-facing residential area?

Sorry, that wasn't worded very well, she was laying out in the back yard. Tit's up.