Neighbor is sunbathing nude...

[Fanatical Meat]

Just posting so nobody else gets suckered in seeing Jules was the last poster and thinking there would be a picture

 

[kage69]

Is over 50 shaved now too? I try to avoid the geezer stuff.

I think hardwood floors have dipped in popularity. Came across a 26 year old vertical smile winter before last, and well, let's just say she was dressed appropriately for the season.

Haven't seen a jungle like that since I was in Panama!

 

[SSSnail]

I'd rather be spidered.

Hey Jules, why don't you set up some security cams around your house for, uh... security? Make sure they're HD.

 

[Ns1]

I think hardwood floors have dipped in popularity. Came across a 26 year old vertical smile winter before last, and well, let's just say she was dressed appropriately for the season.

Haven't seen a jungle like that since I was in Panama!

 

[umbrella39]

I think hardwood floors have dipped in popularity. Came across a 26 year old vertical smile winter before last, and well, let's just say she was dressed appropriately for the season.

Haven't seen a jungle like that since I was in Panama!

Ymmm.... 26 year old bringing back the bush... Fine post indeed.

 

[kage69]

this may be one of the greatest posts in the history of ATOT.

She called it her 'ninja beard' :biggrin:

 

[CraKaJaX]

She called it her 'ninja beard' :biggrin:

Did you just run in blind like the did in Nam? Spraying and praying?

 

[kage69]

I'd rather be spidered.

Is that code for something in San Francisco?

 

[SKORPI0]

Wow, still no pics. :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[CraKaJaX]

Is that code for something in San Francisco?

Holy son of a bitchin' shit.

Proceed with caution - Urban Dictionary: "Spidering"

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFf Ak.

 

[Eli]

When i was a kid, i used to go door to door setting up appointments for a home improvement company. My job was to take measurements, pics of kitchen, bath, windows, etc that the homeowner wanted to have replaced and agree to have a sales guy come by later to close the deal. I met so many hot and lonely housewives, let's just say it was a good growing up experience.

I can see this, especially getting to spend so much time there... you know, measuring things.

I had a similar experience as a courier driver, but it's hard(er) to take initiative in the 30 second interaction. But let's just say, when you're standing politely at the door waiting for her to sign, and you get invited inside unnecessarily, you know good things are afoot. I kinda miss that job.

 

[kage69]

Did you just run in blind like the did in Nam? Spraying and praying?

Close.

Once an LZ had been established, thanks to a little napalm and our good friend Willie Pete, there was indeed a vigorous, drawn out exchange. She brought up god a few times but I don't think it was prayer.

 

[Ns1]

Close.

Once an LZ had been established, thanks to a little napalm and our good friend Willie Pete, there was indeed a vigorous, drawn out exchange. She brought up god a few times but I don't think it was prayer.

 

[kage69]

Holy son of a bitchin' shit.

Proceed with caution - Urban Dictionary: "Spidering"

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFf Ak.

lol I thought I was just making a crude rimshot, but it's real?

No. No I don't want to know. Still traumatized after my last visit to that site. I'll just assume it's fucking horrible.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Close.

Once an LZ had been established, thanks to a little napalm and our good friend Willie Pete, there was indeed a vigorous, drawn out exchange. She brought up god a few times but I don't think it was prayer.

At least she spoke English....

My experience in Paris was incredible, until I fucked my shoulder up after running into a parked car riding a stolen bicycle home - wherever that was on that particular night. (Note: There was no English, but napalm was all over the place).

 

[Ns1]

Holy son of a bitchin' shit.

Proceed with caution - Urban Dictionary: "Spidering"

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFf Ak.

eh, not that bad compared to most of the stuff on UD.

 

[shortylickens]

Go on Bing, search for "riley reid", click on Images, see that little gray box that says SafeSearch? Hit OFF.

Now tell me what you see.....

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Imp]

I can see this, especially getting to spend so much time there... you know, measuring things.

I had a similar experience as a courier driver, but it's hard(er) to take initiative in the 30 second interaction. But let's just say, when you're standing politely at the door waiting for her to sign, and you get invited inside unnecessarily, you know good things are afoot. I kinda miss that job.

Did they need their "pizza" delivered or their "plumbing" fixed?

 

[eng2d2]

Just to calm everyone and satisfy the skeptics please provide your address and we can google map it.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I hope Jules is having a threesome right now.

 

[SolMiester]

It's a trap!

^....

 

[SSSnail]

Holy son of a bitchin' shit.

Proceed with caution - Urban Dictionary: "Spidering"

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFf Ak.

Oh WTF indeed, I was referring to being syringered...

 

[CraKaJaX]

Oh WTF indeed, I was referring to being syringered...

Liar.

 

[Eli]

Did they need their "pizza" delivered or their "plumbing" fixed?

She invited me in while she went to find a pen. It wasn't a courier like UPS/FedEx, it was "on demand". You basically called us to run your errands for you. I was bringing her some type of important documents that needed to be signed and returned, which was actually quite common for us to do. Ended up staying for a bit. :awe:

That was the only encounter like that specifically I had, but I got plenty of numbers. I'm pretty reserved and shy really; definitely not the most attractive guy on the planet. It definitely helped me fine tune my flirt-o-meter. When I was younger, I was completely oblivious... lol.