Neighbor is sunbathing nude...

[kage69]

I can see this, especially getting to spend so much time there... you know, measuring things.

I had a similar experience as a courier driver, but it's hard(er) to take initiative in the 30 second interaction. But let's just say, when you're standing politely at the door waiting for her to sign, and you get invited inside unnecessarily, you know good things are afoot. I kinda miss that job.

I knew a guy in college who sold Rainbow vacs door to door, same deal. That dude got more ass than a toilet seat. He would say 'If she asks me to come in for a demo, 80% chance I'm getting laid.' Way more ...rewarding than working in a mall, which is where I was at the time.

What is it about trying to sell something to a lonely housewife that makes you turn into Alexander Skarsgård?

 

[Eli]

I knew a guy in college who sold Rainbow vacs door to door, same deal. That dude got more ass than a toilet seat. He would say 'If she asks me to come in for a demo, 80% chance I'm getting laid.' Way more ...rewarding than working in a mall, which is where I was at the time.

What is it about trying to sell something to a lonely housewife that makes you turn into Alexander Skarsgård?

Hahaha, that sounds like an awesome gig. Maybe it's the whole watching a man vacuum thing that does it. Genius!

 

[kage69]

I hope Jules is having a threesome right now.

As long as he's prepared for tomorrow's sunshine with an appropriately placed "security camera," I don't care if he's giving Chloe Moretz the pink piledriver.

I told you about my very tan, half-Finnish bartender (keeper of the ninja beard) Jules, so a pic of your tanned neighbor is clearly in order.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I knew a guy in college who sold Rainbow vacs door to door, same deal. That dude got more ass than a toilet seat. He would say 'If she asks me to come in for a demo, 80% chance I'm getting laid.' Way more ...rewarding than working in a mall, which is where I was at the time.

What is it about trying to sell something to a lonely housewife that makes you turn into Alexander Skarsgård?

Rainbow vacs? Sounds like you'd be trying to get the ole' peen rather than having one tap out to the 'pink piledriver' as previously stated. Working in an engineering office full of old pissed off men is getting boring, but the pay is nice. I'm torn. I should start selling shit door-to-door during my lunch hour.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

sounds like a trap my ex would have done

 

[Fenixgoon]

I knew a guy in college who sold Rainbow vacs door to door, same deal. That dude got more ass than a toilet seat. He would say 'If she asks me to come in for a demo, 80% chance I'm getting laid.' Way more ...rewarding than working in a mall, which is where I was at the time.

What is it about trying to sell something to a lonely housewife that makes you turn into Alexander Skarsgård?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhiw5DLeytQ

 

[kage69]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhiw5DLeytQ

Heh.

I like how at the end they have him drilling that hole, then presenting a burly length of rigid pipe. So much innuendo. Which incidentally, I found out today is not an Italian suppository. Crazy!

 

[Imp]

I knew a guy in college who sold Rainbow vacs door to door, same deal. That dude got more ass than a toilet seat. He would say 'If she asks me to come in for a demo, 80% chance I'm getting laid.' Way more ...rewarding than working in a mall, which is where I was at the time.

What is it about trying to sell something to a lonely housewife that makes you turn into Alexander Skarsgård?

So what you people mean to say is that porn is in fact quite honest and not quite as fictional as one would imagine...

 

[werepossum]

Yes but you asked your wife to take selfies. You're telling the OP to ask his wife to take pics of the naked girl next door.

Ever heard of the expression happy wife happy life?

Or the expression "Gee, I sure miss my testicles."

 

[kage69]

Rainbow vacs? Sounds like you'd be trying to get the ole' peen rather than having one tap out to the 'pink piledriver' as previously stated. Working in an engineering office full of old pissed off men is getting boring, but the pay is nice. I'm torn. I should start selling shit door-to-door during my lunch hour.

It's an actual brand of vacuum, one that uses water for a filter IIRC. Also, expensive.

Sorry, no interest in wang here. I'm so straight I eat my hotdog from the middle.

But I'll see your homo erotic query, and raise you one lemon party, bored Jr. Technician Youngmeat. :biggrin:

 

[master_shake_]

Yes but you asked your wife to take selfies. You're telling the OP to ask his wife to take pics of the naked girl next door.

Ever heard of the expression happy wife happy life?

not sure if married....

or just stupid.

 

[kage69]

So what you people mean to say is that porn is in fact quite honest and not quite as fictional as one would imagine...

I don't consider porn honest at all, who does? It's a pretty large category really.

I've encountered surprising info and experiences regarding the hospitality of bored housewives. That doesn't mean I think women crave man jam shot all over their faces, or that they all have suppressed bi-curious urges, or that asian guys don't exist.

Don't even get me started on threesomes.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I hope Jules is having a threesome right now.

He's not...

 

[madoka]

To be realistic, he can't ever post a nude of his neighbor. But he could post a pic of what she looks like.

This thread reminds me of another forum I'm on. One of the members is a photographer and he does lingerie/nude pics of local models. Of course he wasn't a thoughtless idiot like Jules and he delivered by posting his work. Though I have to admit, I was pretty surprised that the mods allowed those pics on their forum.

 

[RossMAN]

Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 71,543

Don't you know the god damn rules here?

Motion for lock, motion for ban, motion for nuke from orbit ........... after pics of neighbor and wife.


Naked.

Motion approved, after the evidence has been thoroughly vetted

 

[Dude111]

Neighbor is sunbathing nude...

Excellent.....

I would LOVE to but Im afraid of how stupid society has gotton about innocent nudity!!

 

[tortillasoup]

My mom told me the other day that she saw my male neighbor sunbathing in the nude in his backyard. He's fairly young, probably in his 30s or 40s. The only consolation out of this is that he is gay.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Dude that was DB Coopers wife!!

 

[Exterous]

Yes but you asked your wife to take selfies. You're telling the OP to ask his wife to take pics of the naked girl next door.

Ever heard of the expression happy wife happy life?

Eh - I'd do it. Not everyone on here is afraid of their spouse or has a spouse that would over react

 

[1sikbITCH]

This is why every home should have a good surveillance system. Next time tell your wife to invite the ADT salesman in for a demonstration!

 

[quakeworld]

i click on the page links, scroll to bottom. am now on page 4... still no pics.

 

[Exterous]

am now on page 4

You crazy kids and your less than 100 posts per page

 

[CraKaJaX]

You crazy kids and your less than 100 posts per page

this.

 

[Beer4Me]

Posting in a Jules thread...

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'll see if I can get a picture of her in the coming weeks.

If not, I second the motion for ban.