NERD FIGHT!!! added: pic of girl in question

[JimmyH]

This is awesome! I get so tired of hearing about SM 3.0, HQ AF, HDR + AA etc?
There truly is only place where these goliaths of the video industry can settle it, street brawl. Many people would love to see dream fights like Ali versus Marciano, or Liddell versus Wanderlei.

I would like to see an Anandtech PPV MMA fight. Brought to you in association with Don King productions. Cue Michael Buffer, ?Let?s get ready to rumble!?

Rollo versus Appopin


*Place your bets*

 

[Bull Dog]

Appopin would be the logical choice as Rollo would be illogical.

 

[Matt2]

She's not even hot.

 

[CKXP]

Originally posted by: Matt2
She's not even hot.

second that, cute, but not hot

 

[Wreckage]

Originally posted by: CKXP

Originally posted by: Matt2
She's not even hot.

second that, cute, but not hot

I would beat up an ATI guy for her

Is it me or did that whole story make you want to have a beer? :beer:

 

[JimmyH]

Originally posted by: Matt2
She's not even hot.

Not to bag on you personally, but everytime I read similiar I always picture this.

Not Hot

IMHO these aren't exactly Brad Pitt lookalikes competing for her attention.

 

[ubercaffeinated]

Originally posted by: CKXP

Originally posted by: Matt2
She's not even hot.

second that, cute, but not hot

she's not even hot. yah. like not even real life hot. but i bet she was the pick of the litter at the party and that is all that matters. who won the fight? does it say?

 

[Nextman916]

The ATI people backed down :Q Guess like my next card is gonna be Nvidia!!!! (I pick my graphics cards by physical dispute between Nvidia and ATI personnels).

 

[GOREGRINDER]

Originally posted by: v8envy
Nerds with boners.

Whereas we're all super-cool, ripped, macho studs with 20-20 or better vision.

close,..20-15 from birth

yeah that lil chicky-boo screams attention whore

 

[Paratus]

Originally posted by: Ackmed

Originally posted by: v8envy
Nerds with boners.

Whereas we're all super-cool, ripped, macho studs with 20-20 or better vision.

No, but I plan to have 20/15 April 4th, at about 5:30 pm. When I get my Lasik done. Currently its 20/2700....

Originally posted by: RobertR1
Fighting over something they have no chance with...amazing

Just because someone enjoys PC's, and general technology, doesnt mean they cant get a hot woman. My wife of 11 years is hotter (and much taller!) than her... going by that blurry pic.

My wife of 8 years is hotter as well.

 

[Maximilian]

Damn... wish i could go there and kick some nvidia ass! Then the hot girl would be impressed

 

[GOREGRINDER]

Originally posted by: Soviet
Damn... wish i could go there and kick some nvidia ass! Then the hot girl would be impressed

lol.. funny,.. i didnt see any hot girls in the pic at all,..just a girl that put away her banjo and lawn chair in the back of the trailor to sneak into an event to get guys with money that she isnt related to

 

[g3pro]

That's pretty typical for "ATi people": a bunch of nerds who have never gotten laid.

 

[gxsaurav]

does it matters, it's not like we nerds lack anything for girls. We can Kiss them, Booting style:laugh:

 

[Elfear]

Originally posted by: g3pro
That's pretty typical for "ATi people": a bunch of nerds who have never gotten laid.

Guess you don't know much about ATI guys.

 

[GOREGRINDER]

Originally posted by: gxsaurav
does it matters, it's not like we nerds lack anything for girls. We can Kiss them, Booting style:laugh:

ummm,..wha?

 

[ubercaffeinated]

Originally posted by: Nextman916
The ATI people backed down :Q Guess like my next card is gonna be Nvidia!!!! (I pick my graphics cards by physical dispute between Nvidia and ATI personnels).

i wanna know who lost, because it'll mean they are the better nerds. hence make better cards. OR SO I HOPE IN RIDICULOUS THEORY.

 

[xtknight]

LOL...:laugh: Nerd1 says: "how many pipelines does she have?"
Nerd2 says: "16"
Nerd1 says: "How hot is she under load?"
Nerd2 says: "80 C but that's good considering all 300 million trannies!"

yes it was really bad and it didn't make much sense, but I couldn't think of anything better

 

[ronnn]

Originally posted by: Matt2
She's not even hot.

Yep she just looks like a nice nerd. Can't figure out those guys calling her a whore. Makes me wonder if they are short on actual experience.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: xtknight
LOL...:laugh: Nerd1 says: "how many pipelines does she have?"
Nerd2 says: "16"
Nerd1 says: "How hot is she under load?"
Nerd2 says: "80 C but that's good considering all 300 million trannies!"

yes it was really bad and it didn't make much sense, but I couldn't think of anything better

Nerd1 says: thats crap, ours is half as hot and we have more pipes *sticks tongue out closese eyes and blows*
Nerd2: ah yeah but have you got HDR and AA
Nerd1: no but luna is a hotter bitch than ruby
nerd2: take that back
nerd1: no
nerd2: yeah well, i could beat your ass with a cross fire dongle, what u gonna do with a pansy SLI bridge?

 

[otispunkmeyer]

it shall then move on to 3dmark fight...where they start waving their E-dongs around frantically

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: BFG10K
I think he's sitting on broken glass but he doesn't want to give up his chair because it's close to the girl.

ROFL

 

[Arkane13131]

things you'd hear during an ati and nvidia fist fight....


"how's that shadow rendering look when your on the floor bitch?"

"i got 99 problems but a shimmering glitch aint 1!"

"dork!"

"you must be high to think dynamic range is going to work smoothly during this generation with AA!"

"just because you pay all the games to advertise your product.. doesnt mean its worthy to be used in their testbeds...oblivioncoughcough"

 

[A554SS1N]

hehehehehe

 

[RussianSensation]

Why didn't the Nvidia guy tell her he has a Quad-SLI rig at home? He could have promised her to be the face of Nalu's sister in the next installment .... so much for creativity. At least Nvidia guys didn't render Nalu as a short red-headed lesbo, even if they lack experience at the real game :laugh: