Netanyahu Speach to US congress. Predict his revelations

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fskimospy

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That means Iran is about 18 years behind schedule. According to Bobo

Has anyone else noticed that regardless of the timeline/progress/whatever the answer is always "sanction and attack Iran"?

If I didn't know better I would think that Netanyahu is just trying to get the US to attack his enemies for him and is using this as a convenient excuse.

Nahhhhh.
 

moonbogg

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This is a tired old appeal. There are no secrets being revealed. What a liar. He lied to get people's attention. Now that he has our attention, he simply spouts the same old argument. "Stop Iran now, or its Holocaust Version II".
Please. He just wants to squash his enemies and gain more advantage, just like any strategic leader would try to do.
 

Newell Steamer

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Netanyahu Speach to US congress. Predict his revelations

Congressional members enter and take their places.
The room suddenly goes dark.
Muttering and whispers fill the room.
Suddenly, a violin playing in the dark silences the muttering and whispers.
A spot light shines on a little Jewish boy playing a violin.
He is dressed as a boy who would be placed into a WW2 concentration camp.
From the dark, a man dressed like Hilter emerges, holding a rusty butcher knife.
As the boy's violin increases feverishly, Hitler raises his rusty knife and leans forward to stab the boy.
Then, another spot light shines on a man dressed as a WW2 American soldier.
He yells and charges Hitler as the violin playing reaches a fast and furious tone!!
Hitler and the WW2 American soldier struggle.
The soldier is victorious.
Hitler is dead.
The Jewish boy's violin playing settles down.
The WW2 soldier picks up the boy and places him on his shoulders and walks away.
The light turn on.
EVERY congress member is weeping, just none stop tears of joy and happiness that this evil was stopped and this pure child was saved.
The Democrats who boycotted this speach speech are outside, pounding on the door, demanding that Hitler be allowed to murder this child.
The Republicans all stand up and begin clapping,.. all the while still weeping.
The Democrats who did attend are BEGGING for forgiveness, they are on their knees, crawling like insects and clawing at the feet of their more superior rivals.
Netenyahu then kicks down the doors the Democrats were up against.
These Democrats fall over and down the stairs.
Bibi begins approaching the center.
He steps on, and CRUSHES, the fallen Democrats.
When he gets to the center, Boehner is there, waiting for him.
They embrace and hug one another.
Bibi then utters, in a bellow that matches a might lion's roar; "Never!!"
And then, fireworks go off, and a mural of Obama kissing the the feet of Mir-Hossein Mousavi rolls down behind them, with the words NEVER on it.
Then,.. the roof of the congressional meeting place blows up and Putin rappels down to where Boehner & Bibi are.
On Putin's shoulder, he has Obama, hog tied.
Putin says; "I believe 'this' belongs to you,..."
Putin throws Obama on Boehner's feet.
Putin then says; "I believe you can take it from here,... President Boehner,..." and he climbs back up out of the congressional meeting place.
President Boehner then sends an invading force into Iran (who have been waiting on the borders all this time),.. Iran is ours.
 
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Genx87

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This is one of the most predictable and boring speech I have listened to in a long while.
 

moonbogg

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This is one of the most predictable and boring speech I have listened to in a long while.

Yeah. Excitement not found. The US will not be swayed by this lame speech. They will push forward with the deal.

Now introducing "Holocaust survivor and Nobel prize winner, blah blah Hizel, or something"

"NEVER AGAIN!"
 
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HomerJS

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Netanyahu Speach to US congress. Predict his revelations

Congressional members enter and take their places.
The room suddenly goes dark.
Muttering and whispers fill the room.
Suddenly, a violin playing in the dark silences the muttering and whispers.
A spot light shines on a little Jewish boy playing a violin.
He is dressed as a boy who would be placed into a WW2 concentration camp.
From the dark, a man dressed like Hilter emerges, holding a rusty butcher knife.
As the boy's violin increases feverishly, Hitler raises his rusty knife and leans forward to stab the boy.
Then, another spot light shines on a man dressed as a WW2 American soldier.
He yells and charges Hitler as the violin playing reaches a fast and furious tone!!
Hitler and the WW2 American soldier struggle.
The soldier is victorious.
Hitler is dead.
The Jewish boy's violin playing settles down.
The WW2 soldier picks up the boy and places him on his shoulders and walks away.
The light turn on.
EVERY congress member is weeping, just none stop tears of joy and happiness that this evil was stopped and this pure child was saved.
The Democrats who boycotted this speach speech are outside, pounding on the door, demanding that Hitler be allowed to murder this child.
The Republicans all stand up and begin clapping,.. all the while still weeping.
The Democrats who did attend are BEGGING for forgiveness, they are on their knees, crawling like insects and clawing at the feet of their more superior rivals.
Netenyahu then kicks down the doors the Democrats were up against.
These Democrats fall over and down the stairs.
Bibi begins approaching the center.
He steps on, and CRUSHES, the fallen Democrats.
When he gets to the center, Boehner is there, waiting for him.
They embrace and hug one another.
Bibi then utters, in a bellow that matches a might lion's roar; "Never!!"
And then, fireworks go off, and a mural of Obama kissing the the feet of Mir-Hossein Mousavi.
Then,.. the roof of the congressional meeting place blows up and Putin rappels down to where Boehner & Bibi are.
On Putin's shoulder, he has Obama, hog tied.
Putin says; "I believe 'this' belongs to you,..."
Putin throws Obama on Boehner's feet.
Putin then says; "I believe you can take it from here,... President Boehner,..." and he climbs back up out of the congressional meeting place.
President Boehner then sends an invading force into Iran (who have been waiting on the borders all this time),.. Iran is ours.

Haha.

Story is adapted into a screenplay and movie is made.

It then gets snubbed for an Academy Award.
 

Linux23

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Ok he swayed me. Let's mobilize our boys and send them off to fight off another countries enemies. That's the only sensible and logical thing to do.
 
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Oh Christ breaking out the Holocaust reference.

Yep. Breakout the same, tired old hyperbole. I'm tired of us fighting wars in the Middle East. And considering the population of Iran, despite the hardliners that are in the government (who are older and will eventually die off), I have a hard time believing we can't strike a deal to reduce tensions. I also have a hard time believing that even if Iran did produce nuclear weapons, it would act in an irrational manner and use it on Israel (plus, isn't it a widely-held belief that Israel possesses nuclear weapons of its own?).
 

Jaskalas

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"Iran could make the fuel for a full weapons arsenal...few weeks...once it makes that decision."

He says again, Iran could end up just weeks away from enough fuel for a full arsenal depending on how this Iran deal goes.

Well, Iran is apparently self-proclaiming a use of 190,000 centrifuges for the production of highly enriched uranium. A significant bulk up for mass production.
 

emperus

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I was embarrassed at the US for the member's response during that speech. Geez, you would wonder who was the Super Power and who was the country the size of New Jersey.

And I hated the ending of the speech. Didn't need a Moses reference, didn't need a God Reference. I also didn't need an Esther reference during the speech. Don't need this being a Muslim vs. Christianity/Jewish thing.
 
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boomerang

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A question for the anti-semites here. Iran has called for the destruction of Israel. What should Netanyahu do about that?
 

Blanky

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A question for the anti-semites here. Iran has called for the destruction of Israel. What should Netanyahu do about that?

Implicit in your insult to those mocking this speech is an admission that you are a racist for your criticisms of Obama.
 

echo4747

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A question for the anti-semites here. Iran has called for the destruction of Israel. What should Netanyahu do about that?

My advice to Netanyahu would be the same advice as Dennis Miller's:

BiBi; Just think of it as one less phone call you have to make when its "go time".
 
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berzerker60

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A question for the anti-semites here. Iran has called for the destruction of Israel. What should Netanyahu do about that?

I'm not an anti-semite, but my answer would be A) "Don't burn bridges with the country that supports your entire lifestyle and is your only ally despite your horrendous human rights record," and B) Stop worrying about every asshole who says he wants you dead until that asshole actually has the capability to do it. (to prevent this, see part A)
 

K1052

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A question for the anti-semites here. Iran has called for the destruction of Israel. What should Netanyahu do about that?

Not being Israel's foreign policy bitch isn't being an anti-semite.
 
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