Netflix Tracks Viewers!

[88keys]

They expect me to fork over a ridiculous premium of $8/month and now they're gonna track my viewing habits? What an awful company! I guess they're gonna try to tell us that are viewing habits are monitored so they can deliver us better search results and hence deliver us better programming....

Just the other day I was at the bank and the teller asked for my account number so I could deposit my money... Really? I guess they're gonna tell us that it's so they know which account to put it or some nonsense like that.

I can't wait until Ron Paul is elected president so my fantasy world where the absence of laws and consumer protection will somehow inspire everyone to do the right thing and make everything perfect just like it was when this country was founded. He's up in the polls and doing good. It's just the mainstream media would have you believe that he's not even running in 2016.

 

[johnjohn320]

Where's the thread that's being parodied?

 

[EliteRetard]

I saw your original post, then I saw your edit:

 

[88keys]

I have ADHD

 

[EliteRetard]

I have ADHD

And?

Should have kept your original post, it was much better.
Instead you made me change my reply, had to give you a zero.

 

[88keys]

And?

Should have kept your original post, it was much better.
Instead you made me change my reply, had to give you a zero.

lol I didn even realize that I accidentally deleted it. I've been up for way way too long and I drank too much coffee to be able to sleep.

 

[EliteRetard]

lol I didn even realize that I accidentally deleted it. I've been up for way way too long and I drank too much coffee to be able to sleep.

Well, this is now a grumpy cat thread:

 

[88keys]

 

[EliteRetard]

I see the original post is back, so: