New bathroom proposal

[Ballatician]

The rapid development of human bathroom technology has led to a standardization of design across the US. Our research has shown that >95% of public bathrooms contain at least one stall and one urinal in men's bathrooms. However, a growing epidemic of urinating on the seat of the toilet in the stall is greatly limiting the full potential of such devices. For that purpose, our group has proposed a standardized message to place above the seated throne.

"Up for one, down for poo"

We believe that such a message will remind those seat pee'ers of the correct seat position during urination. The unique use of the word poo instead of the expected two is an unexpected twist sure to grab the readers attention and revolutionize the way men use bathrooms.

keywords: bathroom, technology, etiquette, workplace bathrooms, awesome signs

 

[FoBoT]

link? reference? or is this your original work

 

[Ballatician]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
link? reference? or is this your original work

all original, patent pending

 

[jwells777]

Somebody has been spending too much time writing/reading SBIRs?

 

[Kaido]

You proposed in a bathroom?

 

[PottedMeat]

I poo on this thread.

 

[schneiderguy]

I poo in the urinal. Am I doing it right?

 

[Ballatician]

Originally posted by: jwells777
Somebody has been spending too much time writing/reading SBIRs?

Not quite, just something I thought about while sitting on the can. Would you like to invest?

Those are interesting to read and try to write though. I was actually in the midst of some science based work/writing when I thought about this.

 

[Jeff7181]

I don't plan to make physical contact with the toilet... if the seat is down, it remains down... if it gets wet, that's not my problem.

 

[Ballatician]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I don't plan to make physical contact with the toilet... if the seat is down, it remains down... if it gets wet, that's not my problem.

The universe will sort you out. How hard is it to kick the seat up? I have full confidence my company's sign will remind you of this simple man law.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Ballatician

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I don't plan to make physical contact with the toilet... if the seat is down, it remains down... if it gets wet, that's not my problem.

The universe will sort you out. How hard is it to kick the seat up? I have full confidence my company's sign will remind you of this simple man law.

Haha... honestly, I never use the toilets to pee. There are six urinals and two toilets within 20 yards of my desk.

But it would serve those slackers right that hit the time clock, then take a 15 minute shit break before they even press Ctrl Alt Del on their computer in the morning...