New girlfriend jitters...

[TrueBlueLS]

Okay... here's the deal. I met this really awesome girl at the mall last Thursday (the 21st). Things hit off really, really good as we walked around the mall and talked. The night ends and I walk away with a brand new phone number. As the time passes, I have been talking with this girl for not even a week by now and I decide that I think I'd like to have a relationship with her. So on Tuesday, I decided to ask her to go out with me. She's really funny, smart, and is really good looking. I'm more less surprised that I ended up with a girl like this. There's just two slight flaws that kind of give me jitters about the whole relationship. One of them is that she says she is bisexual and the other is that alcoholism runs in her family and she drinks. I'm cool with the whole drinking thing if it doesn't get out of hand, but the first is something that I've never really dealt with in my life. Am I just making too much out of this or...?

 

[shiner]

<< One of them is that she says she is bisexual and the other is that alcoholism runs in her family and she drinks. >>


You hit the jackpot! A drunk bisexual? Ohhhh the possibilities!!!!!

 

[minendo]

<< she says she is bisexual >>


And you consider this to be a problem.

 

[StageLeft]

Hmm...well you know what just go for it anyway. It will be a learning experience. When she cheats on you with another girl after a night of drunken binging you'll learn SO much from just one girl. And it may be a fun ride on the way. She shouldn't drink of course, but the other thing is ok

 

[StageLeft]

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<< One of them is that she says she is bisexual and the other is that alcoholism runs in her family and she drinks. >>


You hit the jackpot! A drunk bisexual? Ohhhh the possibilities!!!!! >>

That is true....really the possibilites are HUGE on this one.

 

[Koing]

I would have no problems with dating a bisexual!

man if she cheated on me DAM then game one for 3some!!!!!!!!!!.....not in a relationship but dam a 3some when your single....

I don't believe in any sort of 3somes when in a relationship but if your single why not?

 

[Cattlegod]

this is not a problem, but a feature.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Well I guess I just feel competition with the one girl that she "likes." Who knows... I'm gonna just ride it out.

 

[Koing]

<< I'm gonna just ride it out. >>



ride them both out.......

 

[ThaGrandCow]

You are the luckiest man ALIVE!!! I hope you've already started thinking about how to hook up the 3 way. That would have been the first thing through my mind when she said that. Let me refresh your memory of when this happened:

You: I'd like to move to a real relationship with you.
Her: That would be great. There's just 2 problems... alsoholism runs in my family, and I'm already a drinker.
You: Ok, not a problem. Whats the second?
Her: I'm bisexual.
<clouds part and bathe this woman in a ray of light>
<you hear angels/chorus singing>
<god reaches his hand down from the heavens and gives you the thumbs up>
You: HELL YEAH! Oh, I mean thats ok, I can live with that



Note: events may not have happend exactly as stated, she might have brought up the bisexual part first

 

[bunker]

<< this is not a problem, but a feature. >>


ROFLMAO!

 

[kranky]

"I am bisexual" = I am going to cheat on you, but with women.
"Alcoholism runs in my family and I drink" = You may not complain about anything I do when drunk, how much I drink, or when I drink.

 

[aphex]

<< this is not a problem, but a feature. >>



hahahaha, i almost wizzed my pants..


Seriously though.... I had an ex that was BI, wow.... It's a blessing

 

[A5]

<< You are the luckiest man ALIVE!!! I hope you've already started thinking about how to hook up the 3 way. That would have been the first thing through my mind when she said that. Let me refresh your memory of when this happened:

You: I'd like to move to a real relationship with you.
Her: That would be great. There's just 2 problems... alsoholism runs in my family, and I'm already a drinker.
You: Ok, not a problem. Whats the second?
Her: I'm bisexual.
<clouds part and bathe this woman in a ray of light>
<you hear angels/chorus singing>
<god reaches his hand down from the heavens and gives you the thumbs up>
You: HELL YEAH! Oh, I mean thats ok, I can live with that



Note: events may not have happend exactly as stated, she might have brought up the bisexual part first >>



ROFLMAOPIMP!@$#!$#@! Best thing I've seen in ATOT

 

[TripleJ]

Don't be an idiot, you'll get into all sorts of trouble. I say let her go.






btw, can you give me her number?

 

[melly]

Go for it. No reason not to pass her up just because she's bi. Give it a try for a month or so. It's hard enough to find a great person these days, let alone once you find one don't go looking for reasons to NOT be with her.

We expect an update!

 

[Smacksmackums]

Pics?

 

[HappyPuppy]

You could always watch her and her girlfriend doing it <fap fap fap>

 

[XMan]

Dump her now. She's just going to wait until you're relaxed and stick a knife in your chest.

 

[NFS4]

<< You could always watch her and her girlfriend doing it <fap fap fap> >>


That's the funniest sh!t I've read all week!!!

 

[Smacksmackums]

<< "I am bisexual" = I am going to cheat on you, but with women.
"Alcoholism runs in my family and I drink" = You may not complain about anything I do when drunk, how much I drink, or when I drink. >>


I completely agree with this quote. If you're just lookin' for fun, hook it up, but don't get too attached or it will hurt when you get burned.

 

[BeefJurky]

i hate you

 

[ys]

<< Hmm...well you know what just go for it anyway. It will be a learning experience. When she cheats on you with another girl after a night of drunken binging you'll learn SO much from just one girl. And it may be a fun ride on the way. She shouldn't drink of course, but the other thing is ok >>



Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!

 

[rgwalt]

<< "I am bisexual" = I am going to cheat on you, but with women.
"Alcoholism runs in my family and I drink" = You may not complain about anything I do when drunk, how much I drink, or when I drink. >>



I too agree with this. However, do what you want. Try going out and see what happens. However, you do have to realize that it will suck to have her choose a girl over you in the end. Also, getting into a relationship with a potential alcoholic isn't the best idea. If she starts pulling stuff on you and blaming it on being drunk, you will need to get her some help.

Good luck, and if you can hook up a threesome, you will be the man.

Ryan

 

[GiLtY]

<< this is not a problem, but a feature >>



Word up!