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DigDog

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i watched the "full nudity" version of Angel Heart - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092563/reference/

.. which contains pretty much exactly the same amount of nudity as the original cut. Apparently Mickey Rourke's butt was pounding too hard in the special cut so they had to trim it. Yeah literally that, the motion of the ocean, not the actual nudity.

Yet another - but well made - supernatural Private Investigator film, yet another "i'm working for Mister T. Devil" film, this time Rourke is private detective Angel (ofc), and he's hired by (hold applause) Lou Cypher, to track down a certain Johnny Favourite, who super-obviously sold his soul to the devil, but disappeared and Lucy wants to know if it's time to claim his soul.
Angel works his way down to Louisiana, leaving behind a trail of dead "coincidences", until he finally meets the ridiculously-hot Lisa Bonet, whom he bonks.

It's billed as a neo-noir, it doesn't have the pacing or atmosphere of the noir, but it certainly does use the lighting style. It's got interesting photography, but not spectacular. Rourke is decent as Angel, a PI who is tough with the weak, and weak with the tough. Robert deNiro plays the devil, ofc, and he's good for what little parts he has. The story is interesting, but could use a bit of trimming in the pacing, and i found i had missed some important narrative by the time of the big reveal.
Two major mistakes, making THE DEVIL so fucking obvious, and instead the opposite for the big reveal, no hints pointing to it that could have increased the satisfaction of the ending. Also, Rourke absolutely butchers his most important scene, and somehow it made the cut.

6.5/10 - still worth a watch if you've never seen it and you don't get it spoiled.
 

DigDog

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i think i can do better than that.

The Life Of .. Walter Mitty, i felt several times that it was a 8/10 film that shoots itself in the foot back to a 7/10.
There is one principal gag, which then repeats itself a dozen times, over and over. By the time i was 47 minutes in, i thought i was near the end of the film, but NOPE, CHUCK TESTA for another hour.
I really liked ALL the versions of this gag, but someone should have told Ben Stiller to streamline the whole affair, even at the cost of losing some scenes which, individually, are worth watching.
But nobody did. And so you got a film that has sooooo many scenes that, you will like, and then you will never want to watch the film again. Because it's too much. Because, it doesn't get to the point.

Take instead, let's pull a random film out of a hat, Zoolander. The first one, not that abomination that is Zool.. ugh .. you know what i mean.
The film is *perfect*. There is not once scene which repeats itself, there is not a scene you need to cut, and they are all good, and they all drive forward the plot from its start to its conclusion.

Well, Walter Mitty doesn't do this. And it's a shame.
 

DigDog

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i watched the EXTREMELY mediocre Beer League - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453453/reference/

which is 1 1/2h of nonstop newjersey jokes. To make it absolutely clear how much NEW JOICY this film is, this line from wikipedia: "It was released in select theaters on September 15, 2006, in the New Jersey, New York, Cleveland and Philadelphia areas."
Fat guy who never mentally got out of highschool likes to play softball. The antagonist is better than him in every way, so obviously fat guy has to defeat him, but he loses, loses, loses, loses, loses, loses, LOSES AND THEN LOSES AGAIN, but somehow hits one homerun at the end and wins everything.

.. eh.
The jokes were decent. But it's basically a standup by Average New Jersey Comedian with some added "plot" stuff.
Just watch this video and be done with it.

my vote (if you watch the whole thing) 5/10
 
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Weird that I saw another movie within days of the first one with "space" in the title: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6317762/reference/

The two leads made the movie work. It's nothing too awesome but nice if you just wanna relax and enjoy their romantic interactions as well as the guy's weird mannerisms (he kinda reminds me of Josh Hartnett coz of the size of his jaws). Plus, Kevin Bacon is almost Grandpa level old now.

6/10
 

DigDog

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Lighthearted comedy with the added touch of being mildly educational. Did not hate it.

6.5/10

Weird that I saw another movie within days of the first one with "space" in the title: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6317762/reference/

The two leads made the movie work. It's nothing too awesome but nice if you just wanna relax and enjoy their romantic interactions as well as the guy's weird mannerisms (he kinda reminds me of Josh Hartnett coz of the size of his jaws). Plus, Kevin Bacon is almost Grandpa level old now.

6/10
did you watch the same film twice? AND, forgot about it and liked it less the second time around?
 
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did you watch the same film twice? AND, forgot about it and liked it less the second time around?
No. Not sure what makes you think that. The worst I've done is realize 30 minutes into a movie that I've seen it before. But watching a whole movie twice without realizing I've seen it before, don't think that has happened. Yet
 
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...you walk away from it amazed and appalled; impressed and ill. The Devils is one tough watch.
Gotta agree with that.

I'll give it a 6/10, mostly coz I love seeing the fresh and unfamiliar faces in old movies with genuine acting ability. My score would've been 4.5/10 otherwise. The movie was like a serious documentary of the ignorance rampant in the early centuries intertwined with a comedic yet tragic touch.
 

DigDog

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Gotta agree with that.

I'll give it a 6/10, mostly coz I love seeing the fresh and unfamiliar faces in old movies with genuine acting ability. My score would've been 4.5/10 otherwise. The movie was like a serious documentary of the ignorance rampant in the early centuries intertwined with a comedic yet tragic touch.
 
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DigDog

Lifer
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The Blue Rose - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15262900/reviews?ref_=tttr_ql_op_3

absolutely horrendous film with kids pretending to be "detectives". Horrible dialogue delivered horribly by the very opposite of what an actor is supposed to be; i've seen plenty of decent, if not brilliant, films with non-professional actors in them, but here every person involved is an incompetent actor, and also overacting. Everything and everyone looks and sounds fake as fuck.
Tons of bright light with horrible filters, with some scenes being completely BLUE, some all completely YELLOW, etc because of *art* reasons.

4.5/10
 

DigDog

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Beverly Hills Cop 4 - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3083016/reference/

eh, it was actually good. A bit overindulgent, doesn't need to be 2 hours long, but overall a decent film thet plays to its strengths, and stays true to the original without flanderizing it.
I gotta praise this film for doing a sequel this far in time from the original, with the original actors, without fucking it up massively.

6.9/10
 
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The director's approach in this movie, focusing on the actors' faces for extended periods and letting us "feel" their emotions, was unique and I can't remember any other movie where this has been done similarly.

The surprise, for me at least, was the performance by supporting actress Dagmara. She's got a stunning headshot on her imdb page and she gives a memorable performance. It's sad that I have never seen her before in anything of note, especially when she was younger.

I don't know if it was the requirement of the role but I thought Jenna's character was an innocent bitch. Innocent in the sense that she was still a virgin. Bitch because she was testing the boundaries of what she could do to others with impunity.

The story is interesting but the ending is not.

Overall, I guess it's a 6/10 with special mention of Dagmara's performance.
 
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sactoking

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I finally finished the entire run of Sweet Tooth. 6.5/10

It kept showing promise, just on the cusp of being really good, but it never quite crested that hill. In the end it was kinda meh and something of a disappointment.
 

sactoking

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Watched Echo, the Marvel show. 4.5/10

The show wasn't terrible, it just really didn't need to exist. I don't think anything was accomplished by telling this story. Wasn't even really that entertaining so you can't even call it a good show to have on in the backdoor while folding laundry or something.
 

DigDog

Lifer
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Raise Of The Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Excessively Long Film Titles - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11389872/reference/

No, absolutely not.
This is THE film that makes it clear that art and art direction are not the same thing. If you are purely a 3d artist, then the models of the apes look fantastic. But there is such a horrendous uncanny valley feeling, where it looks so incredibly fake, that the apes from the original 1968 film look more believable than these do, regardless of how many billions of pixels you are using to animate the fur, or how you have digitized the mannerisms of actual living apes. And then you give them a stupid, stupid voice actor that immediately breaks the suspension of disbelief.
See, the problem is that, without trying, *i know* what THIS is

so when this thing moves his mouth and a perfectly articulated Bri'ish English voice comes out, it looks about as real to me as if the wrong audio is playin on the image.


But i do not know what THIS is

So when they start talking and a weird cross between a monkey voice and a human voice comes out, then i'm more ready to accept that A HUMAN-MONKEY cross has a HUMAN-MONKEY voice.

and despite the excellent CGI, it's really hard to follow what is one film visually, and another from the audio track.

i'm not gonna .. i can't dedicate time to this. All 2 hours 27min of this. I'm sure it's amazing, go see it.

no vote/10
 
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The vampire lovers.

A movie from the year 1970 with Ingrid Pitt (Ingoushka Petrov) , Peter Cushing and others.

Was a fun movie. Reminds of childhood memories.
Watching a horror movie in the weekends.

I would give it a 9/10.
I am quite used to horror and this movie may seem mild... But the suspence, the whole experience is done very good.
 

DigDog

Lifer
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so, i just watched this.
This was absolutely excellent. i won't lie, i found it a difficult film to digest, as well, but i think it's absolutely worth it.

The story is of .. the SUPERFICIAL story is that of a relationship between a teacher and a student. Martin "Bilbo Baggins" Freeman is Jon Miller [but not the writer Henry Miller], literature teacher; Jenna Ortega is Cairo, precocious and brilliant literature student. They are both different individuals, but share a common profound insight in modern literature.
One day Cairo gets hot for Jon and she writes a story in the style of Henry Miller, a fanfiction about Cairo fucking Jon, and gives it to Jon to grade. Jon says nuhu, this is too pornographic for school, i can't grade a paper where the character is me and me is fucking you, because :
1. while i literally taught you that THIS is the nature of art, the world around it wouldn't accept it (the same way they didn't accept Henry Miller), and
2. it's giving me a boner and boners are detrimental to my judgement.

Then the film .. changes perspective to show that both Cairo and Jon are villains, in two different ways.

1.Cairo is a villain because she will abuse the protection of her position as "student" to get Job expelled from school, just so she can draw a 1-kill skull on her diary, or in other words, she cares more about the revolutionary aspect of art, rather than the lives of those she needs to trample to enact that revolution, and,
2.Jon is a villain because he absolutely did want to fuck her, but instead values more the fake home life with his wife, for whom he has since lost genuine attraction, he's a hypocrite that does not actually love the revolutionary aspect of art that he so much loves to praise, while shielding himself from any risk that may come with it.

So yeah, it's not exactly a "hero saves princess from dragon" story, but for such a complex plot, it's excellent. Whether you want to invest yourself in this or not, i can't say, it's not an easy film, but it's rewarding if you want to challenge your preconceptions.

My vote: 7.5/10

Igor, i gibe yu 1x Heart emoji.
 
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Charmonium

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US Marshals - 1998 - 9/10

I made adjustments for the age. Also, it's hard for me to judge since I love Tommy Lee. There's also a very young Robert Downy and Wesley Snipes. They're OK, they don't annoy (much) at least.

There's an interesting subplot you need to try to follow although, everything is eventually spelled. Interesting choice of malefactors for this time period.

Snipes is on the run but they don't make him out to be a superhero. Well, a little bit I guess.
 
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Vampirella (1996) - 6/10

Taliso Soto is nice to watch.

Too bad the outfit she wears is not the same as the original vampirella out fit from the comic.
 
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