New Official ATOT Nef Thread III

[MotF Bane]

I'm already bored.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

My back is killing me. I don't know what I did to it. I think I'll take a half day.

 

[MotF Bane]

Who do you think maintains the servers for this forum? Squirrels on espresso? Malevolent hamsters? One-legged ferrets?

 

[MotF Bane]

Half-witted chimpanzees? Rabid gorillas? Hungry dingos? Panda bears?

 

[MotF Bane]

Now Hiring: one sewer-dwelling alligator to run server farm.

 

[MotF Bane]

You could stick a hand crank into an abacus and run it with a dolphin for more speed than this.

 

[MotF Bane]

I'd love to know who AT's host service is - so I know where to NEVER do business.

 

[MotF Bane]

It's probably located in Africa. Front line tech support is a lion. sysadmin is an elephant. Cool, spell check didn't scream about sysadmin at all, not even that it isn't capitalized to start a sentence.

 

[MotF Bane]

The transmission lines across the ocean are telephone wires. From 1932. Because why not?

 

[MotF Bane]

Dial-A-Nef.

 

[alfa147x]

Need to run to the auto store

 

[MotF Bane]

I'd say the problem is VBulletin is a piece of shit. And while yes, that is indeed a true statement, it isn't the problem in this instance, because there are larger VBulletin boards that run just fine.

So the problem is with the sociopathic baboons running the servers.

 

[MotF Bane]

The mods will probably blame the neffing thread, wipe it out, give us another one, and then ignore the fact nothing changed. And, from all evidence, there seems to be no communication between the mods and the server operators - something I can't actually blame on the mods.

 

[alfa147x]

Im almost out of two-stroke oil for the moped

 

[MotF Bane]

Ew, two-stroke motors. D:

 

[alfa147x]

The gf is coming to the office today. The place is a mess. My desk yesterday had a couple computers on it. idk why

 

[sdifox]

narf

 

[Barfo]

hao

 

[alfa147x]

Ordered: 2-pack 6' M/M HDMI Cables $2 + Free Shipping

 

[alfa147x]

Ew, two-stroke motors. D:

49cc Moped

 

[alfa147x]

Denon AVR-1912 a

 

[Barfo]

 

[sdifox]

ni

 

[Krynj]

Ugh. Woke up, got out of bed, stretched, and tweaked some muscle in my shoulder/neck/back. Happens once every few months. Fucking hurts like hell.

Happy Thursday.

 

[Barfo]

hao