New Poll shows - One in ten men prefer iPads to women

[vulcanman]

One in ten single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner – a new poll has revealed. By Macworld
The research found that 11 per cent of bachelors would rather get their hands on the recently released gadget than a new love interest. And three per cent of those polled said they’d happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the gadget.

http://www.macworld.co.uk/ipad-iphone/news/index.cfm?newsid=3352058

 

[jagec]

No surprises there...aren't 1 in 10 men gay?

 

[69Mach1]

iPads don't complain.

 

[AMDZen]

I'm surprised the number isn't a lot higher.

 

[amdhunter]

The only women that I attract are fat pieces of shit. So yeah, I'd rather an iPad than some overweight heffer.

 

[SillyOReilly]

I don't want or need a partner. Someone to fuck, yes.

 

[RavenSEAL]

I sure hope as hell would too. IPads can at least understand basic input and not bitch about everything as long as you keep the battery charged.

If I need any sexual arisal, I'll Google some damn porn on my HD screen.

 

[Ricochet]

Studies also show that a disproportionate amount of men among the 1 in 10 in that poll reside here on Anandtech.

 

[jlee]

Wait a second. Now I've been up for a really long time...so maybe I'm missing something obvious, but:

The research, by online casino RoxyPalace.com, found that 11 per cent of bachelors would rather get their hands on the recently released gadget than a new love interest.

Women were shown to be more social creatures with 84 per cent stating that they would prefer a new partner than the tablet.

11% of men would rather have the iPad, so 89% would rather have a partner, unless there's some other option?

84% of women would rather have a new partner, so what happened to the other 16%?

11%...16%....

 

[sixone]

<--- 16% :d

EDIT: Who screwed up the smilies?

 

[jlee]

<--- 16% :d

EDIT: Who screwed up the smilies?

nocaps filter, I think?

edit: yep

 

[lxskllr]

Keep 'em both. I'm not in the market for anything Apple, or a headache.

 

[ElFenix]

Wait a second. Now I've been up for a really long time...so maybe I'm missing something obvious, but:


11% of men would rather have the iPad, so 89% would rather have a partner, unless there's some other option?

84% of women would rather have a new partner, so what happened to the other 16%?

11%...16%....

yes but we all know that men are horndogs whereas women would rather curl up in a blanket with some international coffee and a romance novel.

 

[SP33Demon]

Makes me think of the Big Bang show where Raj is in love with Siri.

 

[ImpulsE69]

You can't stick your penis in an iPad.........yet....

 

[corwin]

You can't stick your penis in an iPad.........yet....

And here I thought they had an app for everything:\

 

[Anubis]

You can't stick your penis in an iPad.........yet....

is there a USB powered fleshlight yet?

 

[pelov]

is there a USB powered fleshlight yet?

Race you to the patent office.

 

[RavenSEAL]

You can't stick your penis in an iPad.........yet....

There is an app for that.


RS

 

[Zedtom]

The dildo app will open up a whole new world for women who were hesitant to buy a tablet.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Wait a second. Now I've been up for a really long time...so maybe I'm missing something obvious, but:


11% of men would rather have the iPad, so 89% would rather have a partner, unless there's some other option?

84% of women would rather have a new partner, so what happened to the other 16%?

11%...16%....

Do you mean to tell me than one in six women will have sex with me in exchange for an iPad?

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[PingSpike]

The only women that I attract are fat pieces of shit. So yeah, I'd rather an iPad than some overweight heffer.

iPads: Smooth and light. Women: Coarse and overweight.

You decide.

 

[sixone]

Do you mean to tell me than one in six women will have sex with me in exchange for an iPad?

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

Pics?

 

[jagec]

iPads: Smooth and light. Women: Coarse and overweight.

You decide.

Women: boobs and a vagina, soft skin, curves, warm.

iPad: Flat as a board, no secondary sexual features, cold and hard.

 

[Childs]

Studies also show that a disproportionate amount of men among the 1 in 10 in that poll reside here on Anandtech.

Most of them would bitch that its not an Android tablet...